almost bought a copy of Mercenaries 2 for Xbox 360 and now that stupid "oh no you didn't" song they made to promote it is in my head now

suffer along with me: youtube.com/watch?v=kCvIw7DMHX

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Four bendy buses managed to enter a roundabout at the exact same time from four different directions in Oslo yesterday afternoon and get properly stuck, each bus blocking the exit for the one behind it. #BigBusStuck

suddenly remembering the 2000s glut of "television for MEN" stuff (Spike TV, etc) and just realizing how silly that all was

get you a gal who enjoys taking apart shipping boxes to shove into recycling

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please also consider this motion picture version. i didn’t get to see what happened afterwards but i hope they got a treat

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changed my avatar a bit, this time using a recent selfie through ditherinator

over time I feel more comfortable when my online avatar is not just my face, because I've just been on this world wide web long enough that being semi-anonymous feels more right, tbh

New Secret Area post: It's Soldier of Fortune: Payback.

The gore-filled action shooter franchise gets one more installment. And it feels like a direct-to-video sequel that's only tangentially related to the source material.

Shares and comments appreciated!

asecretarea.com/2025/11/22/sol

it's morning and already I'm tired

eepy wolf hours around here

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proof I'm getting old: after washing and reapplying my bedding, my lower back has been in pain ever since

I hate being such a weakling when it comes to pain, oof ouch owie 😭

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New Patreon post: It's Soldier of Fortune: Payback.

The gore-filled action shooter franchise gets one more installment. And it feels like a direct-to-video sequel that's only tangentially related.

Available now for all Patreon subscribers: patreon.com/posts/soldier-of-l

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Get Firefox dot com.

It isn't the best browser; it's oh so far from being the best. However, it's the _least_ bad of the major browsers capable of accessing supercomputer-needing websites, and it's the last major browser standing that hasn't surrendered its page rendering engine to Apple or Google.

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folks I think I might be dog??

or some kind of canine??

currently undetermined as of now

I have been slowly chipping away at an article idea I might go with, to keep up with my habit of covering a mediocre-to-bad game in November

I like to call them "video game turkeys" because using turkey to refer to something bad is funny to me

dreams, werewolf/therian related? 

dreamt that I was a big werewolf roaming around the streets at night, seeing what was going on

felt kinda cool tbh

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