General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

me: i'm demisexual

literally anyone ever: hi you're cute

me: take me now, take me hard

LAE: wha?

me: we should get married on a thursday, nobody ever gets married on thursday

i think being told i'm cute might be an actual fetish of mine

@PrinceFlamingo

@PrinceFlamingo use both ya big galoot

@PrinceFlamingo when do you go back???

@PrinceFlamingo that sounds gay as hell. i love it. is that my holiday drawing??? :3

@PrinceFlamingo i mean you could make it like he's got cordyceps and his brain is being eaten alive or smth

@PrinceFlamingo draw your dood but covered in mushrooms

@maple girls are pretty cute and good imho

@behold3r @AWildHannahAppeared

(not that kind)

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@behold3r @AWildHannahAppeared ball-buster niki

like i'm sure there are some fine and delicious aspics out there but they seem almost universally designed to look as alien and unsettling as possible

@AWildHannahAppeared @behold3r don't worry hanhan, i'm sure niki will preserve the canucks if you ask nicely

cursed

update: i just learned about cheeseburger aspic. i think it has drained my power.

looking at photos of aspics in order to suppress my gag reflex and therefore become more powerful

whenever i see "barkley" trending on the hellsite and it's not an announced release date for barkley 2 a little bit more of my soul escapes my body

@PrinceFlamingo

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