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I DON'T EXIST! I scream to myself as my actions have consequences in real time

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@PrinceFlamingo @froyo255 good things are coming for you, zan. i'll believe that even during times when maybe you don't. <3

@evie I bet that oven makes a good, uh, raspberry pie.

You know... like the computer.

A white man with a waxed mustache and red plaid flannel button-up sits in his minimalist industrial style living room sipping kombucha and staring at his succulent collection. He sighs and pulls out his phone from his Carhartt pants pocket, taking a deep breath before speaking.

"Siri, can you show me a yoga flow that will save my marriage?"

Cursed art, probably pure evil 

This one is just so evil and i'm not unconvinced it's evil

mild lewd 

LAE: I mean, what's your name

me, suddenly wearing a matching outfit and showing off the tattoo of their face i just got: let's adopt first before we look into surrogacy

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