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trying and failing to find the ad for bicentennial man where the robot dances and sings "you ugly" to robin williams and getting incredibly pissed off

Something essential like repairing cracks in my floor or installing gentoo

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Dating life (~, mildly -) 

For the last like 5 years I've had a goal to have someone to spend Valentine's day with. So far this has not happened, but if my mood and confidence keeps up like this then I think this could finally be the year. (':

This bagel has been on my desk for going on four hours - I need wait only two more before I can indulge. My will is strong.

On day 2 of E and making my breasts feel tingly and mildly sore through sheer force of will

looking forward to waking up tomorrow for the first time in a long time, possibly ever :blobbunhappy: :blobbunhappy: :blobbunhappy:

if in five years i look like i wrote a salon article titled "Why I'm Reclaiming the N-word" because beyonce liked one of my tweets then you are legally obligated to kill me

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my transition goal is "freddie mercury in the I Want to Break Free video" but my darkest fear is that reality will place me permanently in "White Feminist Twitter"

it took a lot of inner strength to keep myself from nutting before my fertility consult so really, when you think about it i'm actually braver than the troops

starting to think i'm not going to make any real, long-lasting changes to how i eat until i actually learn to cook :<

Would anyone like to join me? If we each take half of the keyboard we should be able to get in twice as fast

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mh+ 

I'm pretty floored by seemingly how much better my mood is today. Is this an effect of the hormones? I feel like that would be a placebo effect since today is my first day on them

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