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my girlfriend after i bring up how janeway and sasuke are my crossover ship

whining about shaming 

love 2 be shamed and made uncomfortable for posting art that i get and enjoy specifically to combat my dysphoria

having even the vestiges of a plan to get better is so relieving

whose prick i gotta suck to get a ginger ale around here

feeling nauseous and exhausted and shitty all the time as a bit

breathing like i just ran a marathon but i haven't done anything today except exist

Senior prank idea: hack the PA system and use it to hypnotize the faculty into legally changing their names to Chandler Bing

just want to sleep please let me sleep i need sleep i'm sorry for whatever i did just let me sleep again please

Generic Fortress Knight: YOU'RE GONNA DIE, CLOWN!!!! *ting! no damage*

Bernadetta: SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!!!! *hurls a javelin for 78 dmg*

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A Fire Emblem: Three Houses mod where everything is the same except all the critical hit voice clips are replaced with Happy Gilmore

If the only Natalie Imbruglia song you know is Torn fuck you

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