General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

Generic Fortress Knight: YOU'RE GONNA DIE, CLOWN!!!! *ting! no damage*

Bernadetta: SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!!!! *hurls a javelin for 78 dmg*

A Fire Emblem: Three Houses mod where everything is the same except all the critical hit voice clips are replaced with Happy Gilmore

@mavica I love you.

@syrup I wish I could hold you in my arms and fall asleep

@syrup I love you.

If the only Natalie Imbruglia song you know is Torn fuck you

if you like your gender, you can keep it

Getting fired for sending a company-wide email wishing everyone a happy 9/11

i'm pickled rick

i'm so tired i really want to bash my skull in until i lose consciousness

i'm momma bun

i got the wendy's spicy chicken sandwich after all these years

@maple I love you so much.

Securing root by storing my password in plaintext but adding two false characters at the end to confuse bots