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Any pretense I have of being stoic has been completely demolished by a morning watching the latest Tears of the Kingdom trailer on loop and being moved to tears by a confluence of musical cues and images for which I have virtually zero context. The voices and orchestral brass harmony in 1:39 - 1:46, FUCK youtube.com/watch?v=uHGShqcAHl

I’m not human!!! Sorry if you invested all your social interaction tokens in “Angela’s human” stock

another pixel portrait going out to Cass of @BadGameHOF@twitter.com / badgamehalloffame.com/ ! i couldn't decide on a background, so this one gets two variants!

you can get portraits like these and more if you just head on down to maple.pet/commissions !

Mastodon is an interesting place to navigate because a "Dogs of Mastodon" post could just as easily be a picture of someone's pet or a picture of them as a pet, and they'd both have a content warning.

Fitness, selfie 

I got it done in under three and a half hours, including a mile-long diversion to find the washrooms. It was an insane amount of climbing, made enjoyable by the good-natured fatalism of the 70-ish other runners also attempting the Death Race. I did a lot of power hiking up, and a lot of giddy bombing back down. I could see attempting the full marathon next time!

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Fitness 

This morning I ran the Malden Death Race. Runners do laps on a gravel pathway in Malden Park, Windsor, ON. The path runs 280m up the biggest hill in the park, nicknamed “Big Bertha”. Runners can choose how many laps they do on the hill - 40 (half marathon), 80 (full marathon) or 120 (“ultra”). I started at 7am and chose to attempt the half marathon.

@TonicBH i think that you would look extremely good and cute and pretty in an outfit like that, especially with some little black flats

@TonicBH fishnets work on anyone! all-black or grey outfit. keep the top and bottom simple – a solid black or dark grey sweater, a black skirt or pair of short shorts. imo fishnets are the "feature" piece when you wear them, so nothing else ought to compete with them.

Currently staying in the brownest hotel room in Ontario

I post about it a lot, but I want to drive home that my hyperfixation on monstrous werewolves isn’t just a fan gushing about a thing she likes. If given the opportunity I would shatter every cell in my body to experience a process and outcome that would terrify most people.

living alone in Yaletown with my fursuit, bad facial hair, and a quarter million dollars in consumer debt

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Thinking nervously about who I would have become had I not transitioned (prominent javascript dev / toxic positivity guy who collects designer backpacks and blogs about how all computing should be accomplished on thin clients running Chrome)

Wonder and whimsy are important! The universe is full of mysteries! Every sentience struggles to communicate its thoughts and experiences through imperfect signs and symbols! I don't need need to see a "photo" of Lenin in streetwear!

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If you make and post AI-generated content, you're also likely to be someone who:

- describes dreams to a trapped partner
- had a religious experience caused by JPEG compression noise
- opens data files as audio & scans the noise for "music"
- saw Elvis's face in a piece of toast

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!