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most tech furries: oh i'm such a 68000 !! powerpc and sparcstation oh my

me: Fuc kyou i'm a 386 and you wwill Suffer trying to run auto cad on me. Dipshit

The House of Representatives knows who is sworn in it at all times. It knows this because it knows who the Speaker of the House isn't. By subtracting who is Speaker from who isn't, or who isn't sworn in from who is (whichever is greater), it obtains a plurality, or dysfunction.

CW: kink, petplay 

realizing that while this isn't an 'adult' account per se, nobody who i'm embarrassed about seeing my kinks and stuff is on here to see, so i can actually post about that with the appropriate tags, etc.

that said...

if you're a domme who's able to do hypnosis and is into putting cute lesbians on leashes hit me up...please

When someone tells you what they are, believe them

I should organize my thoughts a little better instead of spamming the timeline with 20 posts of free-association. I deleted a bunch of stuff but I saved the text and will share it later when it's more polished.

selfie 

Rested and ready to act normal for the next four hours

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Exactly 14 years ago , Satoshi Nakamoto designed the most pathetic / inefficient system ever invented by humankind : the blockchain.

Today, it weights 60 000 tons, wastes constantly 10 gigawatts .. to process less than 7 transactions per second :

Less than a 33 bps modem from 1990.

This could be joke if it didn't have such gigantic environmental impact, wasn't enabling billion dolllars ransomware industry and was not crushing thousands of lives in the process.

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected them to the Internet.

This was a clue and we just didn't listen.

Let's go way back for this #WerewolfWednesday, to October 1990.

This was my first made-for-a-haunt werewolf, Snnanagfashtalli (Snarl to everybody), chasing patrons around in the queue line back in Forney.

Over the next couple of seasons he got more and more "gory-ed up" with fake resin-based blood - he was a messy eater - until he was finally retired in favor of Lugaru, my first NFT werewolf. I'll have to find & post some blood-covered photos (with CWs, natch).

#Fursuit #Haunt #Werewolf #HVM

Luke Dash, one core developers of Bitcoin just got all his Bitcoins stolen.

But let's pretend anyone can safely store their life savings in crypto.

kinda bullshit that cappuccinos have nothing to do with capybaras

mh~ 

A friend gave me some good advice: "I've learned that I should never judge myself in any critical way after like 9pm." Applying this wisdom like a fire extinguisher to my brain

The first tattoo artist I reached out to about my werewolf bite & ferns idea has just politely declined to be involved. Oh well, gotta keep looking.

if you're looking for a computer grease monkey with over 8 years of professional experience plumbing most sorts of tech, old and new, please take a look at our work. we're in desperate need of an income after 8 months failing to get a job anywhere.

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Me: Let's listen to some music!

Neurotypical person: Ah yes I love that activity, where music plays softly in the background while we talk about unrelated matters

Me: No. I mean let's play music rather loudly, occasionally dancing, then pausing it to discuss the music and the musicians

NTP: 😠

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