Ariel Millennium Thornton @arielmt@computerfairi.es

Dear companies: If you say you send bills by email, & those email messages are just "log in to our website to view your bill," then you DON'T send bills by email, & you're LYING when you say you do.

For children who aren't ready to read "To Serve Man" yet:

@GlitterDisaster Oh, no! Bear is flying! How can this be?

@troubleMoney Comments, fair to poor, blustery, sometimes out of the south, at 3.

A Beatles pun over on birdsite for your #Taursday, folks: https://twitter.com/ExecFox/status/1035648659130466304

@AzureHusky This is just perfect. :3

I went up on a house roof today, and I apparently walked on the steep-angled parts wrong. Both my ankles have mild but noticeable swelling, & one started hurting about 2 hours after I came back down. I've been walking with a limp the whole afternoon and evening.

@azushark double-dildo or double-stap-on, maybe?

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Everyone's being gay on my timeline, and it's so wonderful and wholesome.

til the unicode full-width latin characters pair with the unicode ideographic space character in a different range

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　ＡＲＥ　ＹＯＵＲＳ　ＥＸＣＥＰＴ
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　　　　ＡＴＴＥＭＰＴ　ＮＯ
　　　ＢＯＯＰＩＮＧ　ＴＨＥＲＥ
ＢＯＯＰ　ＴＨＥＭ　ＴＯＧＥＴＨＥＲ
ＢＯＯＰ　ＴＨＥＭ　ＩＮ　ＰＥＡＣＥ

One of the shortcomings of HTML websites that the LAMP stack promised to solve (& did at a price) is the absence of theming/templating. But the W3C actually solved that long ago in a powerful way: XML + XSLT. An XSLT file can turn XML data into HTML pages very easily & quickly, but LAMP's pains were so much easier to live with that XSLT never got far enough beyond browser support to have CLI tools.