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box(){ t="$1xxxx";l="";c=${2:-=};i=${};until [ $i = 0 ]; do l="$l$c";i=$((i-1));done;printf "$l\n$c $1 $c\n$l\n"; }

# A slightly longer but more portable (& BSD-friendly) version of the bash box function in mastodon.social/@climagic/1007

function box() { t="$1xxxx";c=${2:-=}; echo ${t//?/$c}; echo "$c $1 $c"; echo ${t//?/$c}; } # Make box around text. By @bartonski See youtube.com/watch?v=9bZ85aMuf6 for an explanation of how it works.

tumblr, austin powers, bad joke 

Banned from Tumblr: "female-presenting nipple guns."

(I jest, but they've so messed up it could be true.)

Here’s my new refsheet from jungabeast@twitter!

Their original post on twitter: twitter.com/jungabeast/status/

(Cropped off the text bc mastodon didn’t like the dimensions) scalie.club/media/S24G81bfPPal

@maple same. every time i write a new script, nearly every other line is a print for debugging.

re: email billing vent 

There are legit privacy & security concerns regarding bills & email.

But these same companies have no problem with sending actual payment confirmations by email, though. They tell me what I paid & when in email, but not what I owe & when.

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hrt 

oops! I took these weird blue pills and turned into a super trans bird

email billing vent 

Dear companies: If you say you send bills by email, & those email messages are just "log in to our website to view your bill," then you DON'T send bills by email, & you're LYING when you say you do.

@troubleMoney Comments, fair to poor, blustery, sometimes out of the south, at 3.

uspoli, trumpisms 

@soft_chomps@glitch.social Not only is he a perfect example of Dunning-Kruger Syndrome, he keeps mixing and mashing the multiple conspiracy theories he believes in.

re: abdl 

@Oneironott If only they made kids' bed sets in queen si--
*reads follow-up toot*
*adds it to the cart faster than light*

hrt 

I'll be honest, doctor, I really just want these pills to turn me into a smooshy naga

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