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Cleaning up a customer's PC, I made the mistake of leaving a tab open on Yahoo's home page. Only 1 minute later: malvertized. Sunuva...

I did it again to pin down the cause, & indeed it's Yahoo's ads breaking out, taking over the page, & loading scary messages that make it difficult to leave.

I can't stress enough, folks, that an ad blocker is Internet SECURITY software.

current status: "This shouldn't take long. Thanks for being patient."

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food, weird supermarket find 

They're out of fresh strawberries. Guess I'll have to get the recycled strawberries instead.

@monorail Ah. Still weird you'd have to memorize any 3-digit number to the 4th power, tho.

@monorail I'm kind of mystified why you'd need to memorize that for networking, & I'm worried for test accuracy if it said 255^4 and not the correct 256^4.

@maxine Microsoft progress bars used to be infamous for badly estimating time left, so much so that the term "Microsoft minute" entered the general language.

It's been an age since I installed Microsoft Office. I've been sitting at Office 365's "We'll be done in just a moment" prompt for the last half hour plus. It's on-site for a customer, so it's billed time I've been waiting, but staring at the progress bar & experiencing Microsoft's idea of "just a moment" is boring.

@IrimeZane Whether it's mark-up code or program code, that's good & essential advice. :netscape: :computerfairies: :blobsmile:

cd . # This isn't pointless. If you are in a directory that is removed and recreated (such as a symlinked current working dir), this will put you in the newly created directory without having to "move".

When you're writing code, don't forget that one of the people who might end up using it, one of the people you need to write docs for, is you. Specifically, a version of you 3-5 years from now who has no memory or idea of what you were thinking when you wrote it.

I just found out how to easily test every single byte of swap space I have: All I have to do is leave Firefox alone but running for most of a week.

box(){ t="$1xxxx";l="";c=${2:-=};i=${};until [ $i = 0 ]; do l="$l$c";i=$((i-1));done;printf "$l\n$c $1 $c\n$l\n"; }

# A slightly longer but more portable (& BSD-friendly) version of the bash box function in mastodon.social/@climagic/1007

function box() { t="$1xxxx";c=${2:-=}; echo ${t//?/$c}; echo "$c $1 $c"; echo ${t//?/$c}; } # Make box around text. By @bartonski See youtube.com/watch?v=9bZ85aMuf6 for an explanation of how it works.

tumblr, austin powers, bad joke 

Banned from Tumblr: "female-presenting nipple guns."

(I jest, but they've so messed up it could be true.)

Here’s my new refsheet from jungabeast@twitter!

Their original post on twitter: twitter.com/jungabeast/status/

(Cropped off the text bc mastodon didn’t like the dimensions) scalie.club/media/S24G81bfPPal

@maple same. every time i write a new script, nearly every other line is a print for debugging.

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