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This weekend's achievement: Successfully rearranged my living room without the space to do it in, while blasting Two Steps From Hell.

When people don't know even the basic theory of how their own computers work, can you really blame them for not knowing the dangers of risky browsing behavior & how to spot them?

Malware authors exploit owner-user ignorance, & anti-malware vendors encourage that ignorance.

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Hackers somehow got their rootkit a Microsoft-issued digital signature: zdnet.com/article/hackers-some

"In order to stay safe, we recommend that users only download software from the vendor's website or from trusted resources." ... Um, isn't that why code is signed, victim blamer?

at some point tech people started thinking that decentralized = blockchain and i will forever hate them for that

Give me that stupid & supremely campy '70s & '80s YA sci-fi. The aesthetic is beautiful.
The Tomorrow People
UFO Kidnapped
Captain Power
Photon
That last one still has me saying, "The light shines!," or, "Let the darkness grow!," when I wait for something to light up.

Huh. This summer someone released a hack of Super Metroid where you start with all the items and then have to put them back, getting weaker as you go: forum.metroidconstruction.com/

Way back in '13, I remarked: `sc` is an old-school spreadsheet for the , but there's no way to marshal data between sc and Excel without troubling data loss?

there's a better console spreadsheet, `teapot`, it's batch-mode scriptable for shellscripts, and it can at least marshal Office Overkill XML if you save them in Lotus 1-2-3's WK1 format instead of XLSX.
syntax-k.de/projekte/teapot/

RT @AlexisuwuAlexis@twitter.com

men will avoid soy like the plague because of small dosages of phytoestrogens but will feast on beef and dairy from cows stuffed full of mammal estrogens and growth hormone news-medical.net/health/Sex-Ho

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AlexisuwuAlexis/st

And now, the showstopper y'all saw coming: My customer has to make a Google account in order to do anything more than just turn it on.

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The death of computer manuals strikes again. This leaflet, an actual literal leaflet, is the only other thing inside the box. What's the most important thing it DOESN'T tell you how to do?

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It's time once again for another out of body^W box experience as I set up a customer's new PC for them. Today's is, surprisingly, a Chromebook, and they're migrating to it from an old Windows laptop.

BEWARE: As Halloween gets closer, police are warning parents to LOOK at your child’s candy before they eat it. Some houses are reportedly handing out Amber bear amulets of neolithic hunters, 1700-650 BCE, found in Slupsk, Poland

here's a drawing i've done thanks SO MUCH to @ProgramGamer@twitter.com talking me through my hangups and giving me tips on improving my techniques!! 😤😤💪💪💪

i'm already really impressed with how much progress i made drawing this and i hope i can practice more often from now on!!

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