Ariel Millennium Thornton @arielmt@computerfairi.es

I really trust hallucinogenic computers masquerading as artificial intelligence to write software code unattended!

After all, they've recently proven themselves in lawyering unattended: https://www.forbes.com/sites/mollybohannon/2023/06/22/judge-fines-two-lawyers-for-using-fake-cases-from-chatgpt/

And billing unattended: https://fortune.com/2024/02/23/chatgpt-openai-new-york-city-lawyer-michael-cuddy-billing-rate/

And customer support unattended: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/02/air-canada-must-honor-refund-policy-invented-by-airlines-chatbot/

Nvidia CEO mistakes hallucinogenic computers for actual intelligence, says "AI" will take over coding, so kids shouldn't bother learning to code. https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/jensen-huang-advises-against-learning-to-code-leave-it-up-to-ai

Has this billionaire idiot ever written so much as a "hello world" program that compiled & didn't segfault?

Do colleges teach source code version control & configuration change management in their computer programming courses?

When I went through college, all I got was a half-day lecture, half-day lab, & no test of any kind, on RCS. I may be old, but this was still recent enough that all the cool FOSS kids adopted Git & forgot the BitKeeper fiasco.

(In reality, `info ascii` just steals the `man ascii` output and gives it to you in GNU Info's too-special hypertext browser instead of a normal pager like `more`, `less`, or `most`.)

The difference in documentation quality:

`man ascii` gives you a single text file from section 7 of all the ASCII 7-bit codes, organized in easy tables by octal, hex, decimal, & binary values. Printing it is 3 pages.

`info ascii` gives you a book helpfully divided into 20 chapters of 12 sections each in an unique hypertext interface that, if marshaled into a printable form, yields a college textbook tome that still doesn't tell you what you need because it's buried.
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@mavica_again A fun-filled graphical system for most flavors of Unix, including Classic, Vanilla, Cherry, Cream Soda, Root Beer, and Code Tux.

If I can't repair it, I'm putting it in a glass case with the last dated page it ever printed, for display in a museum. What a tank of a soho consumer electronics device!

HP once made printers that didn't just last years, but lasted for huge chunks of an entire century.

My office's HP LaserJet 1100 printed its first page in 1998, printed at least two pages every day, and finally printed its last page this morning before breaking. It printed for 26 years straight.

Twenty six years.

As the United States of America is neither a union of all the states in the Americas nor the only union of states in the Americas, and as such the demonym "American" robs the identities of two whole continents of nations and most of a third continent, I propose that the federal union currently bearing the name should instead recognize the heritage of its first emperor, adopting the name "Nortonian Empire," and recognizing its people with the demonym "Nortonian," effective 1859-09-17.

Ever since the ACME Detective Agency fell on hard times, Carmen Sandiego has had a hard time getting anyone to notice her.

Her latest stunt appears to be the theft of the entire 60 meter tall transmitter tower for WJLX, an AM radio station in Jasper, Alabama.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alabama-station-disbelief-200-foot-radio-tower-stolen-rcna137877

@Phorm That is delightfully hokey.