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The Internet is held together by duct tape, bailing wire, & unicorn farts. 

@JulieSqveakaroo I just noticed. It looks like they pulled the story.

Windows: This program is not responding.
Me: Okay, end it.
Windows: The crash recovery tool is not responding.
Me: Okay, end that.
Windows: Nah, you're gonna have to reboot.
Me: But everything else is working just fine.
Windows: No email until you reboot.
Me: Fine, reboot.
Windows: Please wait while I install updates.

Okay, the US Consumer Product Safety Commission is surprisingly good on twitter

Yes, this is an actual tweet they sent twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1046

It's time for another "Good Idea, Bad Idea"

Good idea:
Being excited at 9pm because you won a ticket for a good & delicious free coffee.

Bad idea:
Being excited at 3am because you cashed it in right away & drank the free coffee.

@natalie@masto.ninja Is the serial terminal a DEC, Wang, or other glass teletype? If no, it still counts. If yes, it's cyberpunk af.

New av made by a cute generator. I'm not a fan of circle avatars, so I post-edited mine. (redraft, now with 100% more picture) charat.me/profile/create/

@maple The neighboring outlet is making the same face I'm making.

Good to know I'm not imagining the unusually huge temperature swing, & maybe good to know I've got at least another 3 days of it I have to endure. I'm about halfway between those dots at the bottom that say "Datil" and "Socorro." :blobsneezing: ❄️

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@zac I remember just wasting time in my college's NeXT computer lab watching InnerSpace savers.

App Academy have launched a $0 plan for their entire curriculum: open.appacademy.io/ This could be an amazing way to break into tech if you've got time but limited cash.

colors, tools, accessibility 

I spent the last few hours playing with some color tools that together let me choose page link colors both complementing the text & background /and/ conforming to the WCAGs by the W3C Web Initiative.

Color Calculator: sessions.edu/color-calculator/

Color Contrast Checker: webaim.org/resources/contrastc

ColorHexa (which has a colorblindness simulator): colorhexa.com/

Can it please not go from a decent Autumn to a Winter storm that rains a fine icy mist? I really don't like my windshield suddenly icing over mid-commute despite wipers going full.

More lewd than political 

You don't have to wait until Erection Day to vore. Early Voring and Absentee Voring are now open.

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