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re: email billing vent 

There are legit privacy & security concerns regarding bills & email.

But these same companies have no problem with sending actual payment confirmations by email, though. They tell me what I paid & when in email, but not what I owe & when.

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hrt 

oops! I took these weird blue pills and turned into a super trans bird

email billing vent 

Dear companies: If you say you send bills by email, & those email messages are just "log in to our website to view your bill," then you DON'T send bills by email, & you're LYING when you say you do.

@troubleMoney Comments, fair to poor, blustery, sometimes out of the south, at 3.

uspoli, trumpisms 

@soft_chomps@glitch.social Not only is he a perfect example of Dunning-Kruger Syndrome, he keeps mixing and mashing the multiple conspiracy theories he believes in.

re: abdl 

@Oneironott If only they made kids' bed sets in queen si--
*reads follow-up toot*
*adds it to the cart faster than light*

hrt 

I'll be honest, doctor, I really just want these pills to turn me into a smooshy naga

“Would you have sex with your clone if you could?”

broke: isn’t that masturbation?
woke: of course I would!
bespoke: only if they consented

Pain not in the ISP help desk job description 

I went up on a house roof today, and I apparently walked on the steep-angled parts wrong. Both my ankles have mild but noticeable swelling, & one started hurting about 2 hours after I came back down. I've been walking with a limp the whole afternoon and evening. :blobbandage:

The statement "download our app and get nice discounts" dramatically alters meaning if you read it as "let us execute code on your device"

The discounts are incidental

lewd, important question 

@azushark double-dildo or double-stap-on, maybe?

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