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INTERNET RATIONALIST: Consider the following thought experiment. Imagine a hyperintelligent artificial intelligence–

ME: No

INTERNET RATIONALIST: What

ME: I am declining to imagine the hyperintelligent artificial intelligence.

INTERNET RATIONALIST:

ME: I'm thinking about birds right now

INTERNET RATIONALIST:

ME: Dozens of crows, perched atop great standing stones

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Now that it's baseball season and the baseballs in baseball fields all over are starting to bud and flower, it's once again time to shower them with the proper blessings:

Fuck the Yankees.

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Actual hardware support in Windows is a joke, and it's only often-crap OEM drivers working most of the time that keeps you from realizing this.

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To clarify: Windows 10 won't boot. It BSOD's with "BAD SYSTEM CONFIG INFO". This is after Automatic Repair fails & offers Advanced options, that it lets me choose "Reset this PC."

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Okay, Microsoft, what exactly is the point of offering a "Cloud download" option to the "Reset this PC" feature in the Advanced Startup Options menu, the last recovery option remaining for my PC repair customer, WITHOUT EVEN PRETENDING TO OFFER WIFI AS A NETWORK CONNECTION CHOICE?

Do you have any idea how rare ethernet ports are on laptops & tablets? Not even your own branded laptops & tablets have one to share between them all!

This crap is why I haven't used Windows at home since '02.

Universe, send me a sign of international human unity.

Universe:

I have the best ISP customers. Today I did what the telco monopoly made my customer wait 2 weeks to fail doing, and they tipped me $100 USD bill.

if any mutuals are still being scammed by Discord and losing money on Nitro then you should send money to my ko-fi instead because i need to survive more than you need animated emoji ko-fi.com/squirrel

Let’s get these two beautiful critters MARRIED. Give ‘em 5gbp, give ‘em 15, if you just bought a new Apple thing give ‘em 150, let’s gooooo I need to see @Atatra all dolled up and @mavica_again in a tuxedo!!! gofundme.com/f/get-taylor-and-

if you're tired of seeing mentally ill trans dykes venting on your timeline, you can purchase our silence for the price of a large pizza, a bottle of rum, sides and soda, make it 30 pounds

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