re: It's been (WIP) 

@JulieSqveakaroo Unfortunately, there's no shortage of, um, failings-up to draw from.

@mavica_again I seem to remember the much-hyped "write once, run anywhere" language was something other than JavaScript.

Doo dee doo just dropping this thing I made on your timelines again doo dee doo

i found something useful in about:config should anybody else need it #firefox

Voice training tips for trans women:

You know how when you talk to a cat carrying something suspicious in her mouth, your voice goes higher when you say "What've you got there, buddy?"

Imagine everyone you talk to is a cat carrying something suspicious in their mouth.

"going to run half a kilometer, be back in 30 seconds."

As a side note, SMTP is my favorite cautionary tale of how decentralized protocols can become centralized over time

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@cwebber It stands for "Simple Mail Transfer Protocol," but not one of those four words has been true since the 1970s.

Catboys can have Universal Basic Income, as a treat

Iconic feminist graffiti (UK) 1979, photographed by Jill Posener, British photographer / activist #womensart

robot pee 

*warbly filmstrip soundtrack*

*filmstrip chime*

It's in cosmetics and the automotive industry, keeping your skin hydrated and your diesel emissions cleaner

*filmstrip chime*

What is this miracle substance?

*filmstrip chime*

That's right, it's urea

*filmstrip chime*

Title card: ROBOT PEE AND YOU

What do you say to a malfunctioning circuit? 

“Don’t you be short with me!”

Who do I talk to about turning down the sun's heat lamp feature for a bit?

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