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mortality (~) 

This first-in-my-life mishap that we'll all laugh about later made me realize I've been doing more actual home cooking than simply reheating frozen dinners recently, and I got to remembering why: My life changed fundamentally between January 2nd & 3rd, & it could've ended then.

Basically, I just realized that, for me, the world suddenly ended twice about 9 months apart. What shocking changes.

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Achievement unlocked: Set moist food on fire in the microwave oven by accident.

Why is the debate of RFC-3339 vs. ISO-8601 the new holy war of computers? ... When did this new holy war begin?

Webmail #UIRage 

Webmail apps are not desktop applications, and they should not try to behave like one. Every single one that tries fails horribly.

I have never in my life used a Webmail application as good as HoTMaiL was in 1997, before Microsoft bought it. Fuck all y'all for making any Web-based mail user interface more complicated than that.

This message brought to you by: HOW THE HOLY FUCK DO I SELECT MORE THAN ONE MESSAGE AT A TIME WHEN THE LIST DOES NOT HAVE A COLUMN OF CHECKBOXES!?

Start fixing your sleep schedule now, US folks. Your time zone changes on the Sunday after next, & this is the lose-an-hour change. Start going to bed a bit earlier, & start getting up a bit earlier.

Microsoft VS Code is in the pkg repo and ports tree. freshports.org/editors/vscode/

I never thought I'd see the day when MS did anything for any Unix newer than Xenix. I don't know how to feel about this.

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content (without image description) 

A bit of humor... redd.it/kp2rgr

happy unix epoch + 1,609,459,200 seconds, folks! (new year midnight UTC)

Cyberpunk 2077 seizure PSA 

Don’t know how many of y’all have seen this but apparently there’s a sequence that specifically flashes red and white lights so uh, heads up if y’all were thinking of playing this
gameinformer.com/2020/12/07/cy

These are both too real. This game is almost enough to make me go back to SOL.EXE.

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cw: food 

I've been pinching out a hole in my toasts.
I could also butter the bread on both sides, use a glass to cut out a hole, & toast the hole alongside; although that should make it look like it came out of a certain masked antihero movie, it just feels more wasteful to me.

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eggy in the basket recipe
1 egg
1 slice bread
1 pad butter (1-2 tsp)
seasoning
Form a hole in bread. Melt butter in a frying pan on medium-low heat. Place bread in pan, crack egg into hole, season. Fry until egg bottom sets, flip, fry until egg is done, serve.

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Someone suggested I had the heat too high, and my second attempt at a slightly lower setting seems to confirm it.

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cw: food 

I tried making eggy in the basket for the first time, using wheat bread. It tastes fantastic, but I fear I came up short on presentation a bit. What do you think?

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