Ariel Millennium Thornton @arielmt@computerfairi.es

This tip brought to you by a help desk call about painfully slow Internet speed, yet the customer's router is freshly rebooted & the whole infrastructure up to the modem's LAN port tests good & speedy.

Windows tip:

Is your PC doing weird things? Things so weird & frustrating that no one else on the Internet has ever written about it? Never disabled Fast Startup? Don't even know what Fast Startup is? Here's the quick fix:

Restart Windows. Don't use "shut down," don't use "turn off," don't use the power button. Those aren't true Windows restarts.

Start -> power button icon -> Restart

Do that once a month or so, even if you turn it on and off daily, & half the weird things go away.

Today's Google Chrome monopoly makes the Microsoft Internet Explorer monopoly of not all that long ago look like peanuts.

Anyway, memorize Get Firefox dotcom.

Also, on a positive tangent, the long since lost manual for my printer has a section on cleaning the lone faulty part: the pick-up roller. Thank the Internet Archive for preserving the needful things their makers don't.

https://archive.org/details/printermanual-hp-laserjet-1100-user-guide/mode/2up

What really blows my mind is that Unix & Linux can print to it just fine on brand new hardware because HP themselves wrote & released cups drivers for it.

https://www.openprinting.org/printer/HP/HP-LaserJet_1100

HP once made tanks for soho printers. Now they just make disposable hardware with quickly abandoned support.

has printed an average of 5 pages a day for 25 years & counting.

My latest Unix workstation can print to it just fine.

My latest Linux workstation can print to it just fine.

My latest Windows workstation can't print to it at all because a compatible driver doesn't exist. No compatible driver exists because HP removed downloads for Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, & 10, & Microsoft removed it from Windows Update for 10 & 11.

But if I downgrade to S2K3, XP, 2K, or NT4, I can print to it.

I don't know how I should feel about Google Maps having an incredible historical landmark marker at ICBM coordinates 36.372731, 139.058436: the site of a little-known (at the time) used PC & parts store that shuttered way back in '02.