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VDSL over bannana apparently tester got 53680/12658 kbps connection speed on a short run from in-house exchange/DSLAM, through banana, to VDSL2 modem. way better than what i got at home...

not one but *three* top-40 singles asked the question, "What is love?":

Haddaway, obviously, in 1993, and it reached #11, the highest of them all.

Howard Jones asked in 1984, but it petered out at #33.

But in 1959, the Playmates reached #15 with the question and some stereotypical objectified guesses.

Chicken McNugget is the *kindest* description of Patreon's new logo I've heard so far.

Patreon logo really be lookin like a McDonald's chicken McNugget rn ngl

#patreon

AI nonsense, bluesky screenshot, mild lewd, cartoon guns, uhh 

As is the norm, anyone could see this coming except for the people involved who are too horny for AI to think about anything

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AI nonsense, bluesky screenshot, mild lewd, cartoon guns, uhh 

Facebook Messenger has added ai-generated stickers and it's going exactly how you'd expect

another CGA portrait, commissioned by @digikitty_x86@ambrosia.moe ! the background on this one was really fun to do!

if you like these and want one of your own, check out maple.pet/commissions !

Godwin's Second Law:

"Anyone who uses 'woke' as a pejorative will turn out to be a fuckhead."

twitter.com/sfmnemonic/status/

Pronouns are just one type of nouns. There's also:
- Home Basic Nouns
- Home Premium Nouns
- Enterprise Nouns
- Ultimate Nouns

indoors, no light to speak of, and in a cheap plastic shit camera, not to mention home c41 processing in a bathroom sink. superia still pulls a picture off it

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Something else great about alt text on Mastodon is that it’s useful if the image or video *doesn’t load* because of the fragility of federation.

Amazon is being sued by the FTC and 17 states for, among other things, being an illegal monopoly.

HERE'S WHAT WE'RE NOT GONNA DO. We're not gonna get mad at people for shopping on Amazon because of this, because *that's what you're forced to do when they're an illegal monopoly*.

apnews.com/article/amazon-ftc-

Periodic reminder:

GetFirefox.com/

Once installed:
* Menu button
* Add-ons and themes
* Find more add-ons box: "ublock origin" [Enter]
* uBlock Origin by Raymond Hill
* Add to Firefox

Every Web browser sucks, but at least use one *not* designed to let everyone track you & install malware & fake warnings urging you to call 1-800-FLEECE-ME to remove extended car warranty viruses.

Chrome is designed to let google spy on you in order to serve behavioural ads. So it should be no wonder third parties are using it to inject malware into your devices. The only reason these are "exploits" is because someone other than Google, the world's largest advertising company, is using them.

darkreading.com/vulnerabilitie

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