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Dio9sys

Average fedi timeline:

Cat girl: meow meow meow!

FOSS guy: lol I fucked up a tool chain

Trans cat girl: Meow meow meow!

that one person on the timeline: HERE'S WHAT I'M PISSED ABOUT

Trans cat girl who is also a FOSS person: nyaaaaa

Polish old man: Każdego ranka budzę się i, cholera, te kotki. Zawsze miauczą i proszą o kolację. Ten hałas sprawia mi ból, ale dźwięk ich łap biegających po podłodze nadal rozgrzewa moje serce

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Sid🇵🇸

A user called Aldanimarki designed these, which say "I love chokky milk" in Arabic, kind of as a way to make a point about how westerners see their language as sinister.

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I have to tell him that, because he refused to give his CC info to the "subscription cancellation" phone number he called (fake tech support scammers) *after* he let them into his PC, they nuked his files and programs on top of locking out his account with the password hint "call".

Please stress to them that if they let someone they don't know and you haven't vetted connect to their PC, it's already game over.

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Folks, if you have any computer-illiterate friends and relatives you're on good terms with, please educate them about fake invoice emails.

The owner of one of my tech support patients tried to reverse a (nonexistent) $400 support subscription charge by calling the 1-800 number on a (fake) Geek Squad invoice.

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maple "mavica" syrup [6502]

netizen club has moved to @netizenclub

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sam is not here :neofox_flag_lesbian: にゃん :therian:

passwords when you don’t enforce changing them every 2 months: Viy$Ehi8sy3&2WQ
passwords when you enforce changing them regularly: password01!? password02!? password03!? password04!? password05!?

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Hourly Kitten

Source: flic.kr/p/dbpsu8
Credit: Tracie Hall

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JP

part of my long-held "it's us or them" stance re: the online ad industry is that ultimately all speech will become, in the name of corporate comfort, as anodyne and contentless and unchallenging to power as advertising itself, if they continue to control the web.
404media.co/advertisers-dont-w

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RedstoneLP2
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Every time I think I should give in and finally make a GitHub account, they do something that reminds me why they're either bullshit, batshit, or both.

Today, it's going all in on the computer pseudoscience quackery du jour, "AI" that's only artificial, not intelligent.

GitHub's blog, "Universe 2023: Copilot transforms GitHub into the AI-powered developer platform": github.blog/2023-11-08-univers

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🇸​🇭​🇮​🇳​🇲​🇦​🇮:verify: (not here right now)

Welp, if you were wondering when it was time to get the fuck out of GitHub, here's your sign ig 🤷‍♀️

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ENG. Tretron 🐲

silly meme

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Fixing parents' PC because after 20-odd years of virtually every HDD coming with SMART on board & virtually every BIOS coming SMART-enabled, Microsoft Windows still doesn't have a SMART monitor/notifier built in. That's right, it's time for slow & painful data rescue, racing against imminent hardware failure. :blobcatoh:

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im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible kira that

silicon valley VCs' best ideas of the 2020s:
-put a drone on something
-wrongness generator 3000 (uses more energy than a small nation)
-fraud
-space pollution
-self-crashing cars
-an app that is actually criminally underpaid workers in another country
-an app that is actually criminally underpaid workers in this country
-fascism
-vrchat but it cost 20x to make and it fucking sucks
-layoffs

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maple "mavica" syrup [6502]

new release 4.2

1bpp atkinson dithering mode

have fun

maple.pet/webgbcam

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Metal Mutton 🤖🐏

You're telling me that we make LIGHTNING go through STONES so we can put DAEMONS in them so they'll perform tasks for us? Computers are actually magic

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Church of Jeff

#DnD #rpg #dungeonsAndDragons

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DocAtCDI

ENTER NEW PASSWORD: chicken

PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN A CAPITAL: chickenkiev

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allrite

The word "excellent" is derived from the Christian practice of giving up the use of Microsoft Excel for 40 days to commemorate Christ's sacrifice.

It is a period of great productivity.

The date of lent is calculated by using an obscure Excel macro on a field that didn't originally have anything to do with dates, but Excel converted it to one anyway.

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Hourly Kitten

Source: flic.kr/p/a5dakW
Credit: yoppy

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