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Universe, send me a sign of international human unity.

Universe:

I have the best ISP customers. Today I did what the telco monopoly made my customer wait 2 weeks to fail doing, and they tipped me $100 USD bill.

if any mutuals are still being scammed by Discord and losing money on Nitro then you should send money to my ko-fi instead because i need to survive more than you need animated emoji ko-fi.com/squirrel

Let’s get these two beautiful critters MARRIED. Give ‘em 5gbp, give ‘em 15, if you just bought a new Apple thing give ‘em 150, let’s gooooo I need to see @Atatra all dolled up and @mavica_again in a tuxedo!!! gofundme.com/f/get-taylor-and-

if you're tired of seeing mentally ill trans dykes venting on your timeline, you can purchase our silence for the price of a large pizza, a bottle of rum, sides and soda, make it 30 pounds

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

LB: I don't trust a cell phone's airplane mode to be enough to keep itself quiet when a gov's highest level alerts come in. I do, however, trust this mode to be enough:

Encabulator technology got its first real video start as a government research bid, and market encabulation hasn't been the same since. youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2A

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