Ashley @ashley@computerfairi.es

Trauma queers be like "Can I tell you about my poppet pf2 character?"

Oh, that? That's nothing. Don't worry about it.

*Patrick Bateman voice*: Excuse me, I need to go reparent my inner child.

Life Pro Tip: If you're going to throw out your old cell phone, at least pop the microSD into the microwave for 30 seconds.

You never know what kind of miserable little self-hating psychopath is going to find it 😇

I put the "L" in LOL

@GoatJamesAz I'm trying but people aren't throwing out such invaluable treasures so often 😢​

@GoatJamesAz Hi wanna see the most prized thing I've ever taken out of somebody else's trash

Binging breadtube so I know all the right words to say to get with the hot goth girls (I have learned so much about sourdough)

Wordplay? No thanks, I'm asexual!

@miserable_complex864 The law locks up the man or woman who steals the goose from off the common but leaves the greater villain loose, who steals the common from off the goose.

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I wish I didn't have to breathe!

@eRatt Picard at the replicator: Coffee ice cream, with a shot of espresso, in a donut cone

I enjoy making customer service reps cry on the phone (by saying please and thank you) 😈​

@studiofox I prefer ice cream burritos myself

Does anybody want to look after a poor little exploitable member of a vulnerable population that can't take care of herself? Maybe send her $20 on Cashapp so she can buy new outside pajamas on Aliexpress?