Ashley @ashley@computerfairi.es

What happens next is history!

@GoatJamesAz I'm trying but people aren't throwing out such invaluable treasures so often 😢​

@GoatJamesAz Hi wanna see the most prized thing I've ever taken out of somebody else's trash

@miserable_complex864 The law locks up the man or woman who steals the goose from off the common but leaves the greater villain loose, who steals the common from off the goose.

@eRatt@gaygeek.social Picard at the replicator: Coffee ice cream, with a shot of espresso, in a donut cone

@studiofox I prefer ice cream burritos myself

My advice for the younger generation: Take the road less travelled. Explore new experiences. Take risks. Compile a damning blackmail dossier on somebody you've never personally met. Dangle it in front of them and threaten to ruin their life. Make them take humiliating pictures of acting like a dog. Go somewhere they frequent and give them a courtesy smile when they look into your eyes. Live life!!

@mjdxp DNS black hole for ads and tracking, periodic scraper for your favorite sites (slickdeals.net?)

@lulu it's ridiculous they don't lean into this and make it a bigger focus of the game

@thomasfuchs Commercial airplane (37.62%)

I met a stranger on the Internet once and nothing has been the same since she closed her account and disappeared. I don't even feel like posting anymore.

@winter Tri-solar syzygy 🙀​