Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

Sliding in your DMs like an orca trying to catch a seal

Gods, help me. The local news is talking about political stuffs and my grandfather is in the room. Please keep hom quiet. Please keep him quiet. Please please pleeeeaaaaase fucking keep him quiet.

How the fuck did Tubular make it past play testing?

@nune That is literally one of the easiest things to write a bot to solve. But, quite frankly, I'll take it over having to deal with whatever recaptcha has become these days

Other girls: Eat reasonable, if unhealthy food.

Me: Drives up to a chicken place and asks for "two dozen rolls and nothing else" with the intent to consume all of them by myself.

Fuck the GNU Project. Just...fuck it. Fuck it to hell and back.

Turns out, setting the `POSIXLY_CORRECT` environment variable causes things to break, meaning that the GNU Project is doing things so far from standards, I literally *have* to use their fucking software on my Arch system, whether I like it or not.

Thanks, guys. I'm glad you're freeing me from the tyranny of not being able to control my own computer. You're doing a great job. /s

Don't get me wrong, there are some left-leaning trends in the Democratic Party, thanks to the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezes and Bernie Sanderses of the party, but, for the most part, fuck 'em.

The Democratic Party is basically just Rich, Old White Guy Cirlejerk...Now with added women!

(Gods, I'm so sick of seeing this fucking CNN Apple/Banana commercial.)

This is the system. Some people may try to tell you a Trump-Russia connection exists. They may yell "Trump-Russia, Trump-Russia, Trump-Russia". They may put in all caps "TRUMP-RUSSIA SMOKING GUN". You may even begin to believe that a Trump-Russia connection exists. But whether it exists doesn't matter. This...is the liberal media thinking Trump is an outlier and not the system working as intended.

@avi @maple Most of the reason people still use it is because they don't know of anything better (such as the loveliness that is Krita) and are too scared to pirate photoshop. Unfortunately, along with OpenOffice (which, for those unaware, hasn't really been properly supported in *years*), it's most people's only experience with free software (except *maaaaybe* firefox, if you're lucky), and so all free software gets this really bad rap.
As for why FOSS bros promote it...GNU cultists gonna cult?

@bombshellbun I mean, Window Maker or i3wm, tbh, but, if I had to choose, give me KDE. If I have to go for a GNOME 2-like DE, I much prefer MATE over Cinnamon. Cinnamon is very "meh" for what it is.

@ADA_SIX I mean, guitar is just toy bass, so even lesbians who play guitars play bass.