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In more images I've had lying around practically finished that I never actually properly finished, a picture of Wynter, my MMA fighter/physics student wolf. This was supposed to just a casual image of her on the weekends or whatever, though she's still got some fresh wounds from her last fight.

Also, I kinda want that shirt. I need to go properly make that shirt so I can have one. I quite like it.

(img cw: ec)

Seriously, I started drawing this in senior year of high school. It was literally just sitting around because I wanted to try drawing shadows on it and couldn't.

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So, I've had this image lying around, unfinished, for ages (seriously, for, like, 3 years now) and I figure it's finally time to just call it done as is and put an end to its status as a work in progress. This was a little drawing I thought to put together from the silly idea of "sELFie", and, thus, an elf taking a selfie. Enjoy.

(img cw: drawn selfie, no ec)

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while you were studying the sword i bought an ar-15

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Foxes have dens in:
- abandoned brick factories
- empty strip mall stores
- that room in your apartment complex the owner never rents out
- the old church you walk by but never see anyone enter
- the floor over your favorite convenience store where you swear you see someone watching you whenever you stop by
- the attic of your old home
- your closet at 2 AM
- your bed right now

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New replacement for "go suck a dick": "go get your dick fucked". No, not as in "penetrate someone else." As in, "extreme sounding".

(iirc, this is technically called "docking", but I'm too scared to look it up and find out because that sort of stuff makes me feel weird in *all* the wrong ways.)

Them, sobbing: "You can't just go around calling everything that slightly irritates you 'bitch boy'."

Me, pointing at them: "Bitch boy."

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Incidentally, a lot of my use of it has been in referring to my headmate Miles. Because let's face it, he is absolutely a bitch boy.

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So, I'm not sure how it happened, but, at some point, "bitch boy" became a part of my vocabulary, and it seems to have become a favourite insult of mine.

I also, in the process of playing a game with slimes in it, came to derive "bitch blob" from it.

So, yeah, there's some insults for ya. Take 'em or leave 'em.

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Wait, no. That's not a fucking choice. You don't just choose to struggle with a decision. Not that I'm aware of anyways. I suppose you could choose to struggle with it over, like, flipping a coin, but that's not really particularly "making a decision", is it? I dunno. I'm just gonna, fuckin', die, I guess. Is that an option?

I hope not. I at least need to finish transitioning before I die. I may be dead, but that ain't an excuse to use my deadname!

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Honestly, like, I could make a choice one way or the other, or I could just, like, struggle with this decision for so long that it kinda just makes itself for me as I struggle to decide whether I should for so long my buttplug gets here before I decide. But, then, that's another choice I'd have to make, isn't it?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I've got a vibrating buttplug coming in the mail (hopefully later this week), and I'm honestly trying to decide whether I want to fucking wait for it to get here or just please myself now. Like, I kinda like the idea of having to obediently wait for it like a good girl (and, also, waiting might just make it that much better), but, like, gods, I'm fucking horny, and I don't particularly care for chastity or orgasm denial.

...

Okay, so possibly better orgasm later or relief now? Hmm...

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@wintgenstein the texan rallying cry is that we should remember the time mexico killed the shit out of a bunch of slaveowners, and they're right, the battle of the alamo fucking rules

So, I start geology 1 again tomorrow, so I'd like to take some time to remind you that, last time I took geology 1, on the one lecture day I showed up, my professor pointed out an igneous dike on some rock formation ("It's an igneous dike."), and my immediate thought was "I'm an igneous dyke." It's written in the notebook I'll be using and everything.

Such a shame I don't have the courage to say it out loud this time...

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Jokes, meta 

I get having to explain a joke no longer makes them funny, but it's mostly for the person telling the joke.

When I explain a joke to someone who didn't get it initially, they bright up when they become aware, and commonly would reply, "that's a good one."

Making bigots and sexist trolls explain their jokes does not have that same effect at all. In fact, it puts them in a position to not even want to explain the "joke."

Honestly, like, it's not laziness. He could have just as easily removed my roles while he was removing our former secretary's. But he didn't. I haven't said anything since early november, the last time I showed up to a meeting just as a "Hey! I finished PHP!" kinda thing. I've not expressed interest in running again. And I haven't been asked if I want to run again. Do they expect me to return? Or am I plan B in case no one offers to take over so they at least have a webmaster in name?

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So, last semester, as part of withdrawing from classes, I had to resign as the webmaster of a club I was in. But, on our discord, I was never removed as an officer, webmaster, or an admin. Well, maybe they were just lazy. The secretary resigned recently. The president removed her officer role. I am still listed as an officer, etc. A call has been put out for a new webmaster to replace me (or I could run again, if I wanted to, but I'm not). I am still listed...

Why do I still have these roles?

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PSA: duckduckgo has !-keywords that redirect searches to other sites
like
!w - wikipedia
!g - if you want to be a heretic
!aur - the AUR lol
!gh - github
!wa - wolfram alpha

so to search wikipedia for the article on crabs you type
!w crab

if you set ddg as yr default search you can jump to literally all of the webbed site searches with minimal keystrokes :blobcat:

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Educating white people is a dangerous gambit: they may kill you, then use your words to espouse virtues they don't believe in. #mlk

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"is it new, or is it new for white people?" — always ask yourself this

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