jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

starts a gofundme so i can get heelies

smash that motherfuckin "validate your friends" button!!!!!!!!

im jk rowling factkin

Those duck tour bus things that can drive on the road and in the water? Yeah, they’re also bi

i love CUTE GIRLS

if i see one more customer im throwing hands

i put together a ton of one-image beginner-friendly drawing tutorials that folks here might find helpful, including this one! megathread below 👇
#creativetoots #mastoart #gameart #conceptart #tutorial #arttut

where my customers at? give me money cowards

LOVE IS STORED IN THE SNAIL!!!

free boobs to good home

It'll be great when BuzzFeed finally discovers this site and has to pay someone to write and publish "23 Best Olive Garden Bussy Toots" in the seven and a half minutes before we all forget about that meme forever

mastodon i'm sick and tired of you not retooting this good good toad. either do it or perish by this toad's hand

someone cursed me w this and now I’m cursing u

Afraid of going back on Tumblr... I fear they will persecute me for my "Bong presenting nipples"...

UFB (unidentified flying bastard)

If i look away for five seconds I feel like I’m gonna miss at least the birth of two memes and the death of one

a lot of you think you can compare to my godhood