jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

i think its time for a serious conversation about the direction of this platform. a user directory seems so counter to everything mastodon culture is about, and it's even more a waste of time when weighed against really pressing technical issues, like account migration which wouls allow for true decentralization, or minimizing disk usage consumption. the resolution of these issues would contribute enormously to the long term viability of the fediverse. nobody asked for a user directory

voltron

tonight,,, momther will feast.. on a grill ed cheese.., and tea.., treat ursekf..,

Love too have an existential crisis once a week

look at how big this is now. almost 2 million accounts across the fediverse. there are way smaller open source projects governed by committee.

a friendly reminder to mastodon dot hellsite

you cant fight the homestuck
even though it's weird and random
it's the greatest fandom

could anyone in this complex shut a door at a normal volume holy SHIT

huh...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................oppa gangnam style

@sasukekin

factkin?? *scoffs* yeah, i factkin... i factkin flashcards

tumblr accounts that mastodon desperately needs:
incorrect undertale quotes
incorrect deltarune quotes
RPs AUs where Sans and Papyrus just fucking hate gaster so much
swordlesbianopinions
shittycarmods
catsuggest but not a terf
blogs that post entirely in undertale textboxes
people who make pride icons for any and every character

tumblr accounts we can do without
randy slimetony

i made a friend in minecraft

If u even have a single bit of dislike for papyrus, I'll come to your house and fight u myself