jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

fun fact! fingers in his ass

boop heres ur free dopamine

taint smell like a fam

assigned bat at birth

#batgang

Assigned birt)( at deat)(.

Can’t stop fidgeting and I can’t help but wonder if there’s some underlying reason why???

i've been unpopular for as long as i've been alive do NOT put me on any popular list i will Scream

@peculiar_perryble mastodon is opening a pandora’s box that is never should have

lmfao what is this popular list what's happening

it was a really bad idea to start ranking users because now this entire website (myself included) are going to start foaming at the mouth even harder for a measurement of fame

kinnies nonkinnies
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bullying kinnies

seagulls are nsfw (not safe for worms)

boost this toot for queers

how is cornhusk grassley still even alive how does he still produce his own body heat h

Life is so weird rn because on a personal level I've never been thriving so hard but on a global level things are more dire than I've ever seen in my life. I'm so happy and excited but scared and worried and I don't know how to reconcile that emotionally

anyone else wanna do meth