jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Behold, Charlie's belly floof

i dont see any shortages of firefighters or nursing staff. but people dont want to be cops. tell me more about how humans are selfish and uncooperative by nature?

lmao theres a nationwide shortage of cops? any number of cops over 0 is a surplus imo

but yea color me surprised that not a lot of people want to harass and injure innocent people to protect the interests of capital as their day job!

Don’t talk to me about the inherent goodness of humanity– it’s the grossest form of centrism.

Do you believe in the inherent goodness of Nazis? Hopefully not.

Then either humans aren’t inherently good or you’ll have to define everyone you hate as “not human”, which is frankly exactly what all the most murderous of shitheads do to their victims.

It’s not my goal to pass as anything. I’m me and this is what I look like.

It’s safe to say TERFs have no clue what trans women are actually like and only have the weird transphobic caricatures that they invent and share.

I hope that cis people understand that there’s enough trans people that they’ve almost definitely interacted with one whether they realize it or not.

my therapist: have you tried yoga?
me: have you tried dialectical materialism?

since everyone is giving ants the attention they deserve heres a fun fact

there are ants called grasscutter ants that farm grass to feed to a fungus that grows inside their hive which they eat
the fungus also produces way too much carbon dioxide, so to counter it the ants had built in vents to filter out the carbon dioxide, and other vents to bring in fresh air so they dont, yknow, die

Is )(e... You know. [Makes mime motions.]

ukpol, cursed

hello friends love to you all and death to america theanks ✌️ 😎

doctor: sir u only have 5 minutes left to live
me: say no more

@uranianUmbra you either die a cute baby, or live to see yourself become mr. mime.

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my cat just booped my nose with her nose

for sale:

@Slipperywerm that’s where Jacobs cum is stored

*incoherent communist ranting*