jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

mods are asleep post gummies

@gasp
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This warms my trans heart *so much*

@PanicBomb
I have a safe space,
safe as can be,
protected from any
more marginalized than me.

the really cool thing about learning classical Arabic is that you're literally learning a language that's mostly unchanged since the 800s so you can use it to help you learn a number of Semitic languages such as Hebrew

yeah sex is good but have you ever turned your ex into a meme

be gay

do arson

Local Man With Laptop Up Asshole Commits Arson Spree

if u can read this: u’ve been in a coma for 23 years, gays have seized the means of production, boost this toot to wake up and join the revolution

@starwall "johnson, whay aren't any of our toots gaining any metrics? what's 'defederation'? how do we stop this?"

imagine being the sysadmin that'll have to set up and secure a mastodon instance for a corporation once people start trying to do native advertising on here

@jacethechicken that’s why I always keep this handy

reasons I can make fun of white people:
- I am white people
- Racism against white people isn't a thing
- You literally don't need a reason
- Anyone can make fun of white people at any time for any reason

eating teeth valid