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POPULAR GIRLS:
- Submits to justice
- Respects judges
- Hopes you make a speedy recovery
ME, A WEIRD GIRL:
- Bribes the officials
- Kills all the judges
- Makes sure it'll take you people years to recover

I feel called out when the autocorrect changed "atyy" to "ayyy"

KKK, Republicans 

Hey uh if you wanna shift the blame of a domestic terrorist organization onto another political party, at the very least you have to denounce their beliefs. But I suppose none of you is gonna deny race science in any time soon.

literal shitpostt 

shooting hot ropes of shit out my ass onto Margaret Thatcher's tombstone.

when i type “cum is stored in the ass” that’s a higher art than anything shakespeare fitzgerald hemingway or chaucer or any other old dead fukkers ever wrote

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1 thing that makes me happy: seeing young girls wearing cat ear headbands around as a matter of everyday fashion.

Holy shit I never realized blenders or mixers in coffee shops make sounds that get progressively louder and then gradually shift to what sounds like the shrieks of a million banshee.
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I kinda like it.

@Aleums The Hobbits show up at Sauron's lair to comment on his taste of interior decor.

extremely cursed intrusive thought, lewd fluids, vore, diet, misandry, might have posted this before 

i'm on a semen diet. i see men,

I guess the closest equivalent I've experienced to USA's "Pledge of Allegiance" school-indoctrination is when the school year was nearing ending and we were training to sing the "national anthem" for the graduation ceremony,
but when we asked "what if I don't want to 'live and die in the Nordic Countries' as the lyrics go?",
the answers from all teachers I recall were along the lines of "well, you can just... sit and not sing that then" and almost always there were kids loudly interjecting an objection in that line, so it became "Yes, I do NOT(!!!) want to live and die in the Nordic Countries!"... and that was fine too.

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11-year-old was suspended, arrested and taken to a "juvenile detention center" (child jail)... after refusing to stand for "Pledge of Allegiance"
baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/201

No pledge under coercion is binding,
yet the indoctrination-machine of USA feels so insecure, it keeps doing this to children, which is virtually unheard of under non-authoritarian States.

@Ferretsyndicate @Are0h Why are Right Libertarian’s so afraid of a healthy populace?

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