@Lumb
Air has very low inertia. A shart would probably create more thrust. The shit pellet has the high inertia and the compressed gas in the colon can generate high acceleration. Thus, by sharting you can propel yourself with a decent momentum.

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Mar 09, 2019, 06:26

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Mar 09, 2019, 06:26

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@Lumb
Yes mom this is what I use my education for

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Mar 09, 2019, 06:25

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Mar 09, 2019, 06:25

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@Lumb
uwu

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Mar 09, 2019, 06:24

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Mar 09, 2019, 06:24

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unsanitary

@Lumb
How ever the path of the colon must be align to an axis that go through your center of mass to maximize momentum and minimize angular momentum.

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Mar 09, 2019, 06:21

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Mar 09, 2019, 06:21

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unsanitary

**jk I'm all about that bread** · Mar 09, 2019, 06:08

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**Every time we fuck, we win** @AudreyJune@radical.town · Mar 09, 2019, 06:08

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Turns out *both* kindness *and* creativity are contagious. Who knew?!

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**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Mar 09, 2019, 06:18

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Mar 09, 2019, 06:18

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@wolf@sunbeam.city
Basically me

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Mar 09, 2019, 06:15

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Mar 09, 2019, 06:15

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@micolithe@snouts.online
First of all how dare u >:o

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Mar 09, 2019, 01:49

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Mar 09, 2019, 01:49

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ants

@burgin

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**jk I'm all about that bread** · Mar 09, 2019, 01:18

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**☭JD☭** @JohnBrownJr@radical.town · Mar 09, 2019, 01:18

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☭JD☭ @JohnBrownJr@radical.town

as a man, let’s go ahead and start the discussion about centering women’s voices, shall we, fellas?

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Mar 09, 2019, 01:10

**jk I'm all about that bread** @danishcookies@computerfairi.es · Mar 09, 2019, 01:10

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pedophilia, late stage capitalism

I honestly don't know what's more appalling about this: the "brandnames as funny individuals" trend, the exploitation of free labor from young artists, the obvious rampant pedophilic tendencies of the person who's running this account or the number of people who support this monstrosity.