jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Cishet man: "I don't understand why women do strength training??? Who would that appeal to???"

Me, imagining being carried in the arms of a powerful butch woman: 😍😍😍

Technically, all omnivores are bi

Surfs up! *runs with a surfboard into lava and dies*

I always enjoy a good

When ppl retoot me

names 2 call ur followers
- tooters
-tootuals
-tootyfrooties
-dumbass clowns

you activated my trap card: dick magic

anyone who says reblogging instead of the superior retooting is banned blocked and deleted

if youre blonde, rich, have big boobs and like wonderbread unfollow me rn

pig is a gender neutral word for policeman or policewoman

homophobes are so weird like”I’M not fucking that hot guy over there so NO ONE ELSE CAN”

bye tumblr i'm mastodon stan now

powerful and true

retoot if you love girls

Trans catgirls are not only valid but the only revolutionary class.