jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

if youtube actually had any respect for the people who make their platform possible, they would force companies who file false copyright claims to compensate uploaders for lost revenue

but of course they don't, because fuck the little folks

cool fascist country

@girl @nuttgodd costs about as much as paying for the snacks at the stand, anyway

@nuttgodd what the fuck really next time i wanna see a movie im catching a flight to la

@girl my friend from the LA area was shocked when I told her she had to sneak outside stuff in because they don't allow it here, apparently in southern California you can just bring whatever you want

Quick PSA for everyone going to the movies: If you sneak in snacks (you should fuck those prices) make SURE to sneak the boxes back out with you!! friends working at theaters have gotten in trouble for non theater snack boxes etc being found in the garbage.

Serious answer: Yesterday, with medical gold. I would become wealthy beyond my wildest dreams.

Altruism answer: smallpox vaccines to the pre-Colombian Americas

Chaos answer: cocaine to France, mid-1788

Saw this post elsewhere:

"If you could go back in time with an unlimited supply of 1 current medication, when would you go and with which medication?"
But let's spice it up a little:

Give one serious answer.
Give one altruism answer (vaccines, etc)
and give one CHAOS answer (drugs to a battlefield, etc.)

@JohnBrownJr this is giving me visceral flashbacks

@evie

Awoo!

Fact check? There are no facts, only perspectives. That's a fact

the spanish word for pedant is "pedante", which could be interpreted as "farter", "one who farts"

We are not doing Chuck Norris Shit here

assigned gender??? more like,, a striped blender ! gottem !!!!!!!!!!!!!