jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

anyone who says reblogging instead of the superior retooting is banned blocked and deleted

if youre blonde, rich, have big boobs and like wonderbread unfollow me rn

pig is a gender neutral word for policeman or policewoman

homophobes are so weird like”I’M not fucking that hot guy over there so NO ONE ELSE CAN”

bye tumblr i'm mastodon stan now

powerful and true

retoot if you love girls

Trans catgirls are not only valid but the only revolutionary class.

What TERFs don’t seem to get is that their insistence on using “Male” and “Female” as categories to describe generalized social phenomenon is still gender and no more biologically-grounded than saying “Man” and “Woman”.

You Must Read My Toots With The Cadence Of A Texan Woman For The Full Effect

@JohnBrownJr
Broke: findomming
Woke: neocolonialism

@DayGloChainsaw this imperialism shit got me honking like a goose

@JohnBrownJr
yanking my hog when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as cum runs down my leg,

*saluting as I cum* troop, yes, troop! This nut’s for you, Sir! Ten hut!!

Blasting ropes: For The Troops

Respect the troops by sending them a cum tribute this holiday season!

The virgin reformist vs the chad abolitionist

anyone want some puppy?

the timeline on this site is absolute chaos but in a highly entertaining way tbh

@cholemaglia I wish I was Jared.....19.....never learned to read..