jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

skadiddle skadoodle someone touch my noodle

sometimes you just unknowingly insult the president of iceland to his face

i hope the movie sonic has needle teeth

i...i know its gonna be porn but how can i NOT click with TAGS LIKE THESE

*loses at a video game*
*just starts violently screaming and ripping my clothes off down to the nude*

Me when I start the car and "shape of you" or "girls like you" is playing on the radio and I'm waiting for my bluetooth to hurry up and connect:

@dankwraith there is no shortage of nurses, but there is a shortage of nurse jobs. those "job creators" have strange priorities that don't seem to involve creating a lot of jobs 🤔

@dconley @kyzh One of my first children's books was "Mecki im Schlaraffenland" (1952), in German from Germany.
Sooo, yeah, apparently Germany is a land of candy and chocolate streets. ;-)

WHO UNFOLLOWED SASUKE

Cute. Babey. Babey..........
My babye

BAby. Babey. Look at the babeys.

Some flowers I made in watercolors that I turned into sticker sheets to sell. I'm out of stock already but I loved them so much! #flowers #art #mastoart

hey to all the other minors on this site: can you please not be horny on main. you might think you're mature or that it's okay, but it's not. it's unsafe and puts you and other people into a dangerous situation.

Behold, Charlie's belly floof

i dont see any shortages of firefighters or nursing staff. but people dont want to be cops. tell me more about how humans are selfish and uncooperative by nature?

lmao theres a nationwide shortage of cops? any number of cops over 0 is a surplus imo

but yea color me surprised that not a lot of people want to harass and injure innocent people to protect the interests of capital as their day job!

Don’t talk to me about the inherent goodness of humanity– it’s the grossest form of centrism.

Do you believe in the inherent goodness of Nazis? Hopefully not.

Then either humans aren’t inherently good or you’ll have to define everyone you hate as “not human”, which is frankly exactly what all the most murderous of shitheads do to their victims.