jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Quick PSA for everyone going to the movies: If you sneak in snacks (you should fuck those prices) make SURE to sneak the boxes back out with you!! friends working at theaters have gotten in trouble for non theater snack boxes etc being found in the garbage.

Serious answer: Yesterday, with medical gold. I would become wealthy beyond my wildest dreams.

Altruism answer: smallpox vaccines to the pre-Colombian Americas

Chaos answer: cocaine to France, mid-1788

Saw this post elsewhere:

"If you could go back in time with an unlimited supply of 1 current medication, when would you go and with which medication?"
But let's spice it up a little:

Give one serious answer.
Give one altruism answer (vaccines, etc)
and give one CHAOS answer (drugs to a battlefield, etc.)

@JohnBrownJr this is giving me visceral flashbacks

@evie

Awoo!

Fact check? There are no facts, only perspectives. That's a fact

the spanish word for pedant is "pedante", which could be interpreted as "farter", "one who farts"

We are not doing Chuck Norris Shit here

assigned gender??? more like,, a striped blender ! gottem !!!!!!!!!!!!!

@JohnBrownJr *boo* *hiss* Get off the stage!

But also, bunny wearing a Mensis Cage with her ears sticking up and out of the holes

Draw your fursona in nothing but this

i literally cannot eat snacks around my cat she gets all up in my face

@starwall humid plants are always really impressive looking and it's great

@starwall nonvascular plants are good

how can moss be so verdant and lush? how is it so delightful? it forms a bed on rocks and forest floors for tiny woodland animals to rest on. why is moss so great

I just got invited to a gender reveal party. Straight cis people, I have a question.

WHAT THE FUCK

The only valid gender reveal parties are trans people celebrating coming out