jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

@danishcookies society condoning domestic violence is also a factor in mass shootings, as nearly every mass shooter has a record of committing domestic violence.

personally running an expired/extra prescription drug drive as a ruse to get a bunch of prescription drugs.

How can y'all call yourselves communists if you're not even a switch?

If you domme someone into domming someone else that’s called playing domminoes.

Today's mood:

unisex - you can only have sex one time in it (not reusable)

asexual - reproduces without a partner

bisexual - a thing that happens twice per sex

homosexual - having sex at the same time as your partner(s)

heterosexual - having sex, but not at the same time as your partner(s)

pansexual - having sex with everyone and everything in the world simultaneously

metrosexual - having sex exclusively while on public transportation

"Excuse me, is this guy bothering you miss?" I ask myself, motioning to the man who's talking to me.

Dectective Pikachu has now been rated NC-17 for "flagrant, uncontrollable ass-eating"

PROFESSOR: so tell me why are you all are taking this class on social media?
EVERYONE: *some variation on “I like instagram and want a job”*
ME: I’m interested in the ways social media allow companies to assert ownership over organically formed communities… *tents fingers* and how to put a stop to that
PROFESSOR (nervous): …ok

I saw a new gender-word today that I'm already kind of in love with:

Femby!!

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1096457873570316289

and I would have gotten away with it if it werent for that meddling claque and their talking cat !!

Welp. I have been hit with one too many unexpected expenses and I'm officially Broke for the rest of the month. If you've got a couple bucks you can toss toward groceries, I'd really appreciate it.

https://paypal.me/joyeusenoelle
https://liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle
https://Venmo.com/Noelle-Anthony-2

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1096427671263866882

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1096397473550094336

rly miss this early 2000s pixel aesthetic

pls bring it back mastodon https://computerfairi.es/media/_FuWzy5A_nqgYcF9VbM https://computerfairi.es/media/wLLsFg4bnCmX4dSjVxc https://computerfairi.es/media/0RCASf1phkZweKJ701I https://computerfairi.es/media/jkJ6tlzp-wfWYUiYCqA

@jackofallEves

I actually had to leave that instance because the admin agreed with the politics of the instance "honey.church." She added the ban on he/him lesbians after I confronted her about said instance.