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sometimes the missus tells me she looks at masto on my phone and just puts it away, confused, saying we have our own dialect she doesn't understand. Then, other times she says things like, "Ah, yes, the mouth.... the vagina of the face."

I used to think no one would wanna fuck the spike-covered monster I drew but then I realize I was merely a coward.

Good morning! There's a cat curled up beside my thigh, and in a little bit I'm gonna get up and make hmm pamcakes.

Basically I hope your day is going as good as mine is so far, and I hope all our days stay good!! :blobcat_box:

ukpol, antisemitism, most galaxy-brained of takes 

Labour MP Siobhain Mcdonagh: “to be anti-capitalism is to be anti-semitic”

nyebevannews.co.uk/labour-mp-s

Yes, obviously, because according to her the jews control the... hang on a sec, who was antisemitic again?

@lunaterra I started with 1am posting and then slowly became an anarchist

The other night I was saying there needs to be protective swimwear at a range of prices? I found a cute enough rash guard for $29 at Superstore! (Still on the lookout for a long sleeved one, too.)

I hope biexgender people have people who support them at their side.

re: Racism 

@slightlyflightyone The male witch doctor tho is A PROBLEM™️ even moreso than the female tho, because not only is he old, and hobbled, and vaguely malformed, he's got a characteristically shaky-hand indicative of kuru, a prion disease associated with cannibalism. SO UH

YEAH. THAT'S A PROBLEM LMAO

Fuckers who run brand twitter accounts or work in the marketing department are class traitors.

politics, anti semitism 

Non-Jewish leftists,

If you are critical of Israel and/or supportive of Palestinians, you *will* be called anti Semitic, no matter how carefully you choose your words or how sensitively you approach the issue.

Accept that and be willing to tell both credulous liberals and cynical right wingers, to fuck off when they inevitably do.

Don't let them gaslight you and take advantage of your desire to be a good person.

@popefucker Someone did this exactly with a for-profit college in South America. Turns out the college was doing some shady shit.

The sad part is that they do have a copy of “Redefining Realness” that would have been perfect here.

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