jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

I knew it!!!
I always had a hunch but it's great to get confirmation
https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/j-k-rowling-reveals-that-you-the-reader-were-gay-all-along/

*notice your mortal brain*
ꙮWꙮ wat's dis?

I'm a smol cishet white man uwu bean so if I ever make you uncomfortable, u should tell me uwu. But only in DMs so I'm not embarrassed in public. But don't be too mean or I mite get scared OwO. Also theres a chance ill straight up ignore you. Pleas be patient!

Feelin cute so here’s my outfit :) #ootd

Fullstop talking to a non-Chavista leftist Venezuelan about our country's politics is the most refreshing shit ever even if I'm ignorant of a lot of things

And a far cry from reading gringos comment on it for sure lmao

@DragonessDella @andi

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No Mr.Bond... I expect you will be surrendering your rather handsome collection of estates"

@DragonessDella I think if there were more actual communists on TV; It'd be like FDR all over again where the Liberals would be embracing AOC with open arms to ward off total proletarian uprising.

Jupiter says trans rights!

@JohnBrownJr a turkey baster shaped like your knuckles.

jk we decided a pastry bag (or multiple) filled with cum would be a better storage/delivery system

@JohnBrownJr
that's what they meant when they said I was a chip off the block huh

freezing my sperm diy style (keeping a huge ice cube of cum in my freezer) then anytime the wife wants to procreate we just chip a little cum off the old cum block and insert it into her coochie

piranha plant is amazing, how did nintendo manage to create a smash character that is both incredibly annoying to fight against and also not viable at all

me: hi-
piranha plant: *spike ball, poison breath, stretch attack that goes across the entire stage for some reason*

right wing christian thought is so weak that its only defense against oppositional thought is to isolate itself from it completely and never engage

as soon as you get out of the bubble, it all falls apart. this is why evangelicalism is dying among the youth