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capslock/shouting 

I FINALLY HAVE INTERNET AGAIN!!!1

is there a word for intense anxiety of owning too much shit

capslock | shouting 

I haven't moved in 6 years so everytime I relax thinking I've done everything my brain is all,

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!!

Listen to the wind, the rain, the sound of a crackling fire. IRL if you can and with an app if you can't.

neg 

oh boy am I not looking forward to the next couple of days

Being tired is not a badge of honor. It just means you're tired.

astrology | app | ios 

do you have your birth chart already made but want an app to BRUTALLY tell you how it is?? :blobthinking:

do you also have an ios device? :thinkhappy:

consider installing The Pattern itunes.apple.com/us/app/the-pa

pros
*has non-binary as a gender option
*you can add whoever you want as a contact as long as you know their info (celebrities or w/e)

cons
*brutally honest sometimes
*ios only
*kinda repetitive (imho)

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social uuugghh yeah..., my pokemon go app was already not working due to BS reasons with niantic, but now I'm choosing not going to play it >:\

@froregade@mastodon.social I've never had kids ask for candy while living in an apartment, but I suppose it couldn't hurt to leave a bowl out?

@cassolotl@dev.glitch.social my dog likes cat toys (laser pointer, jingly balls) part of me knows it's because most dog toys are too big for my pomeranian's snoot, part of me thinks she was actually raised as a cat before I adopted her 😆

It's okay if you didn't get it all done today.

changed my icon, but I'm still your (old school spiderman cartoon voice) local internet dragon-gator 🐲

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