🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

tfw you think you're sitting through some marketing garbage ad, to find out it's a graphic design degree ad from my own fuckin' art school

I graduated in 2016!!! stop giving me ads!!!

asked a masseuse if those wheel things work, and he said they do, but it's a more intense version of the foam roller (the people you see in the videos are actors/ athletes not street randos)

So if you have a foam roller you probably don't need a chirp wheel or whatever it's called

to nobodies surprise talking, about somebody else's loss has brought up a lot of feelings I can't seem to get over about my own grief

@mavica_again damn! 🤯

so I was reading at the laundromat and when Mistral came back I almost started sobbing on the spot ​

it (almost!!) felt like my own mother had returned, and I felt so overwhelmed with her return it was hard for me to get back into the book

I missed her so much ;w; she's so cute and positive! 💖 ❤️ 💗

I'm still not done yet so plz no further spoilers ​

watched the trailer for the new Aggretsuko season, I cant believe I correctly guessed the character on the poster was Haida's dad

("RAGE" glows on my forehead, heavy metal music starts playing)

FUCK OFF HAIDA!!!!

THE SHOW ISN'T NAMED AFTER YOU!!!

GFDI

have a hard time believing dresses with collars were ever a popular adult fashion

could've sworn those were something young children are exclusively shoved into for professional portraits lol

I am very well aware that medicine in general used to be just, a bunch of random drugs in a jug

but I thought we got rid of alcohol medicine a lot sooner than the 80s

watching a compilation of 80's ads

and apparently alcohol used to be in children's medicine?!?!

while I still remember this detail

there was like, a huge vortex of birds that was encircling the school(?) I was at, but when I tried to take a picture with my phone the birds didn't show up

to clarify; I do not want the new HP game, or want to play it

just woke up earlier, did the new HP game come out today? or is today the day we throw things at JKR?

I think the only creative advice I could give to a whole audience is this: let women be ugly

in general, as well as in the moment for the bit

wait did I mean on the counter or over the counter?

behind the counter is prescription right ​

so I recently learned the over the counter covid rapid tests don't test for the newest variants :)

(Pops out of a cartoon hole in the ground wearing a blue suit, and holding a wireless microphone)
I'm here reporting live from tumblr, after having polls less than a month, users seem have to decided on 'vanilla extract' as their junk poll option

lol I forgot that the vitamin water vitamin-c drink has taurine in it ​

I was drinking small amounts of one bottle over a week so it wasn't like, disastrous, but that's why you gotta read the label folks!

I got so wrapped up in Parapa the Rapper last night

jk, my humansona would be a student at a school for magical kids

she's secretly a vampire, plus a goth (goths can become alphas in a human pack)

she has long black hair with purple streaks and red tips, which is how she got her name

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