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not to be too corny on main, but "TIL" should still be a popular phrase, to assume learning just stops after a certain age or a certain accomplishment is a recipe for disaster

420/cannabis/weed 

there's a $250 USD cannabis cigar thing on this online shop and I HAVE to know why it's 100x more expensive than a kaviar joint

re: absolutely absurd american culture nonsense at 2:30 am 

late night note: I don't know how uniquely American John Jacob Jingleheimer Schidt is, but naming your kid "George Washington" feels pretty up there on Bullshit Things American's Do

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absolutely absurd american culture nonsense at 2:30 am 

(watching the ferris wheel defunctland episode)

I'm sorry, what, what was that guys name again?

(starts singing to the tune of "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt")

George Washing-ton Gale Ferris Junior, his name was my name too! 🎶

whenever he'd go out, the people would all shout! 🗯️

there's goes George Washington Gale Ferris Junior da nananana nananana 🎶

George-

420/cannabis 

something that I knew for awhile but I think I've confirmed;

if you use edibles to sleep, you need more than THC, even if it's an indica

you need THC, CBD, CBG, and/or CBN

just, get as much as the entourage as you can afford imho,

because indica flower has this stuff in it by default

it sucks that no one else seems to be aware or care, so I'm paying more for the edibles than I would with flower

but it works by golly 💤

caps lock 

walking around, shouting like an old school food vendor or newspaper kid,

"NIMONA IS GOING TO BE AN ANIMATED NETFLIX SERIES!

MAKE YOUR BETS!

WILL THEY WRITE OUT THE TRANS BACKSTORY, AND/OR WILL IT BE CANCELED AFTER SEASON 1?

MAKE YOUR BETS!"

to be fair; I do remember speed reading some of these books because I had to read them last minute, so it checks out in those instances that I forgot most of the book

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(at a bookstore; picks up a book I remember from my teen years) this isn't what I remember the book being about

(picks up a book I remember reading in my teen years) I don't remember this,...

gals help I found myself on the study part of youtube and the gal on camera's hand grip is giving me psychic damage

genuinely sad I'm done watching Trigun (98) because now I need to make excuses to listen to the OP theme on repeat

got some time before I need to head back and walk the doggo, I'll check out the manga at the Big Chain bookstore

(Sees a Sailor Moon sun shield in a car near mine)

I see I'm not the only one :bunhdthink:

thought tumblr was broken when I saw I had over 40 notifications for my reblog-blog and they were real

someone went through and liked all of my Final Fantasy Tactics Advance posts ;w; reblogged a few too

am I part of the community for reals now??

rando: Friday you can't just make memes about your problems that no one else understands, you need to go to therapy

me: I go to therapy AND make memes nobody gets, they're not exclusive :blobuwu:

marathoned all of the defunctland videos from season 1, unsurprisingly had theme park themed dreams

y'all will never guess who's jumping on the defunctland bandwagon half a decade late 😎

Mothers Day 

I was doing okay and then I looked up the mother's day home depot ad for my cousins and now I'm a mess :abunhdcry:

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