🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

"moon's haunted" feels like a supernatural bit but in reality I think it's from birdsite

who needs big houses or cars

I just want to be rich enough to take the kids in my apt complex to the roller rink so they don't have to share a single pair of roller skates

@ellenor2000 yuuup, those are even the ones I have

east coast US pals

do NOT go outside unless you have to

covid masks aren't going to do a lot in wildfire smoke, you're going to need a real deal respirator with real deal filters

source: my own fucking experience

I was gonna rant that if something happens on the west coast it doesn't get national news coverage

but then I checked the air gov website, and it rates NYC at almost the top lever hazard level of air quality

okay now I'm officially down the EAS rabbit hole, I guess I'll be seeing y'all later 👋

1. there is a variety
2. they're not all cute

the Civil Protection siren sounds kinda retro or goofy, until you realize the context for when it plays ​

while I totally understand why it wouldn't be okay to play disaster alerts in public, but one of these sounds like a really catchy beat for an EDM song :,)

not to idealize a whole country, but DAMN the earthquake warnings seem REALLY nice in Japan

tragically, out of necessity,
but from what I can tell of this singular youtube video, there's an audio earthquake alarm built-in to most homes and business? even theme parks have it! :O

blazy susan has a trans flag sticker, not sure how much that company is or isn't an ally but the sticker exists

so that's something?

...Life Size Horse Lamp...

the real mystery no one asked me to solve is how they get the chocolate to stay on the biscuit without it falling apart later ​

the really good ones feel like they're super glued onto it!

had an idea to put together a dark chocolate square and a biscoff cookie
and by golly I've reverse engineered those european chocolate biscuit cookies ​

there was so much pollen on the ground 🤢

tried out the dubs for "Diary of Our Days at the Breakwater" and suddenly almost everyone became southern