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listen to defunctland podcasts

get to ep 4, inspired to look into women puppeteers

results are a bunch of news articles about the 1st black woman puppeteer on sesame street, but the rest of the results are garbage lists or about men

:(

I double checked this to be sure and it's worse than 80/20

according to bulbapedia it's 87.5% male, 12.5% female

twelve point FIVE WTF!!!

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rando on youtube: it's an 80/20 split-

omg not the dreaded pokemon starter gender ratio, out! begone!!

I am begging youtubers to please make their own closed captions

there are so many words in English that sound too similar to each other to rely on the auto captions

please

think I might need to pick up a second journal for writing down symptoms

Little blossoming. When flowers and plants start to come out. Silkworms start feasting on mulberry leaves, and the safflower workers start their picking. Wheat begins to ripen. 🌺

ah,...bummer,...the guy with the super loud super huge cosmetic pickup truck managed to fix it,...so he can start it up and drive it again,... 💢

re: long | psychology? 

should clarify I was mostly crying of sadness or remorse in the theme park videos

although I'm vaguely curious which setting has more horror media attached to it

you wouldn't think a mall would be a great horror setting but didn't the Dawn of the Dead movies take place in malls?

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long | psychology? 

so I was watching clips of abandoned theme parks earlier this week, I would get distressed and cry about it
couldn't really reason out why other than
"people used to be here & now they're not"

now, when I'm watching clips of abandoned malls, I feel a lot more energetic, like
"I see an opportunity for chaos & mischief, call the gals B)"

the theory I have for this is the mall videos are usually brighter or filmed during the day, while the park videos are dark and at night

food | not vegetarian or vegan friendly 

I would totally understand if y'all are tired of hearing me talk about ads I see on youtube and/or tv

but I just saw an ad for beef

not a specific *brand* of beef, breed of cow, ranch, or brand of meat

just beef

guess that's where we're at huh :thinkhappy:

not to be too corny on main, but "TIL" should still be a popular phrase, to assume learning just stops after a certain age or a certain accomplishment is a recipe for disaster

420/cannabis/weed 

there's a $250 USD cannabis cigar thing on this online shop and I HAVE to know why it's 100x more expensive than a kaviar joint

re: absolutely absurd american culture nonsense at 2:30 am 

late night note: I don't know how uniquely American John Jacob Jingleheimer Schidt is, but naming your kid "George Washington" feels pretty up there on Bullshit Things American's Do

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absolutely absurd american culture nonsense at 2:30 am 

(watching the ferris wheel defunctland episode)

I'm sorry, what, what was that guys name again?

(starts singing to the tune of "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt")

George Washing-ton Gale Ferris Junior, his name was my name too! 🎶

whenever he'd go out, the people would all shout! 🗯️

there's goes George Washington Gale Ferris Junior da nananana nananana 🎶

George-

420/cannabis 

something that I knew for awhile but I think I've confirmed;

if you use edibles to sleep, you need more than THC, even if it's an indica

you need THC, CBD, CBG, and/or CBN

just, get as much as the entourage as you can afford imho,

because indica flower has this stuff in it by default

it sucks that no one else seems to be aware or care, so I'm paying more for the edibles than I would with flower

but it works by golly 💤

caps lock 

walking around, shouting like an old school food vendor or newspaper kid,

"NIMONA IS GOING TO BE AN ANIMATED NETFLIX SERIES!

MAKE YOUR BETS!

WILL THEY WRITE OUT THE TRANS BACKSTORY, AND/OR WILL IT BE CANCELED AFTER SEASON 1?

MAKE YOUR BETS!"

to be fair; I do remember speed reading some of these books because I had to read them last minute, so it checks out in those instances that I forgot most of the book

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(at a bookstore; picks up a book I remember from my teen years) this isn't what I remember the book being about

(picks up a book I remember reading in my teen years) I don't remember this,...

gals help I found myself on the study part of youtube and the gal on camera's hand grip is giving me psychic damage

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