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...is..."nice guys" the guy version of "I'm not like other girls" ? :blobthinkingeyes:

PS4 youtube guessed I wanted to see a golf ad

now to quietly hope this doesn't mean anything terrible

hearing an instrumental version of Funky Town during the Big Sports Game in a Pretty Boy anime was not what I was expecting but I'm here for it lol

eating TW/CW 

I hate the idea of watching someone eating on a stream or video

but I've found myself watching chatting/gaming streams while eating

I wanna be around people while eating, but do not wish to be perceived in anyway while doing so

food mentioned | caps lock 

WORST PAVLOV EFFECT:

ANYTIME I HEAR THE POKE SV SANDWICH THEME NOW I BURST OUT LAUGHING THINKING ABOU THE SHITTIEST SANDWICHES I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

I love you summer but sleeping in the heat, without consistent a way to cool off, is the worst

aw dang the reason why I slept in so late is because it's like 10 degrees (F) cooler than usual

3 professional soccer/football players vs 100 school children

documentary: the statue of liberty could fit inside the Hagia Sophia with room to spare!

the reaction I was supposed to have: wow the Hagia Sophia is huge!

the reaction I had: wow, the statue of liberty is tiny?

A Thousand Miles instrumental remix on a product video of an aliexpress product

x10 psychic damage :blobsplosion:

I think eventually I'll need to find a 2nd or 3rd park for Novelty™ but for now just reversing the direction of my walk is good enough

walking around the local park has been good for me, just need a better way of holding my keys & phone

I want to destigmatize poverty, because I've been the target of the sighs and side-eyes when pulling out the WIC checks or EBT card. But #TTRPG are for everyone! So our fans & patrons have partnered with us to make our work available free as Community Copies, over $1K worth this month alone! Get them here: wyrmworkspublishing.com/produc #DnD

watching a friend stream Cult of the Lamb, feelin' like a goofy goober for not looking into the game sooner

things not meant to be eaten in the context of eating idk | borax 

oh no, one of my cousins is trying to get me on the borax train,

"not the laundry stuff, the organic borax!"

my cousin, did you *watch* the whole 3 minute video I put on my insta story???

that guy clearly mentions edible plants that have those minerals or whatever naturally?

I am 10000% not interested, but like why are white people so determined to eat random chemicals 😭

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