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is it just me, or do most of the furry instance preview/banner images NOT contain ANY women characters???

I could be missing someone on a group portrait ?

but otherwise, if I was a brand new furry looking for mastodon instances to pick, I would've assumed mastodon was a cis-man-dominated space

on today's episode on "what the fuck is wrong with society"? 

people think that sheep that got lost for 6 years is CUTE?!?!?!?

if y'all found a feral human child with SIX YEARS OF MATTED HAIR, y'all would NOT think that's cute

because that's what happened!!

domesticated sheep cannot shed their wool like wild animals can!

they need us to shear it!

it doesn't hurt, it's exactly like a hair cut!

WTF how disconnected from nature and history are y'all?!?

this is horse sense!

farm sense!!!

I'm thankful my graduating class only had to do up to alg 2 maybe? I def didn't have to do anything after it

but that doesn't mean I had go to to tutoring ALL THE TIME and during those tutorials it was pretty common to see me in a SOBBING mess over it

for something I'm fairly sure I haven't ever used! what a cool use of educational resources!!!

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made the mistake of watching those "twitter asks a specialized scientist things" videos

how much of my rage should be put on individuals not caring about the world around them

and how much of it should be on education systems for over emphasizing algebra kids are def not going to use

Frosting. The first frosts. Rains disappear as the maple leaves and ivy turn yellow. 🍂

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using a time machine to tell art school me it literally won't matter how well I render paintings
because people in 8~ years will let computers take over the entire visual art industry for obviously worse work

lol proving my point one source says 6ft even, the other says 5'10

how famous do you have to be before people know how tall you are? 😆

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I'm pretty sure Neil Cicierega is taller than 6ft but I guess it's a mystery lol 👻

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wonder how famous you gotta be before the internet knows on a factoid level how tall you are

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@jk horses were much smaller around the time humans started riding them the first time, so it must've looked even sillier on a smaller creature 😆

wonder if there's a way of adding pull lines (pulleys? pull cord?) into bat fursuit wings so the lower joints in the wing bend

joint bones in bat wings bend y'all

just say her name! her name is Christina Koch.
not the "who are you wearing" shit! unbelievable

I've been legit asking myself this since I finished poke SM this summer

tl;dr there's a sort of pokesnap-style mini-game? I guess? where you can take pictures of pokemon at certain spots and the better the photo is, the more "likes" you get

which are all fake, because it's a side stop distraction in a mainstream pokemon game

but those photos got more numbers than my original art ever did

so, might as well get fake numbers as motivation for real journaling, right?

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do I actually need social media?

or do I need a journaling app with cookie clicker aesthetics :blobcatoh:

the amount of shit I heard brushed under the excuse of,

"it was the pandemic, I didn't have anything to do!"

should've been a huge wake up call to everyone affected how much time is wasted keeping ourselves busy while things continue to get worse and worse

careers are dead

(last boost)

Do You Believe in Life After Work?

Do you really?

but for real, do you?

Do you really have a retirement plan?

Do you really have any plan at all for your life post work?

On a daily sense, in a long term sense, what are you going to do after work?

Do you really have anything to do, or sense of identity, outside of your job?

Careers are dead

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!