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food | some caps lock 

me, like 30 minutes ago: it's fine, I can eat a sandwich in bed and there'll be NO CONSEQUENCES

me now: I have made a grave mistake (bed is covered in crumbs)

wizards and witches are not male and female per se but are genders unto themselves. but girl wizards and boy wizards are important gender subclasses, along with girl witches and boy witches

got the really old school Gatchaman OP stuck in my head this afternoon

most of the time I'll literally forget I have a phone until I leave the apt or get ready for bed :blobshrug:

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I've got 99 problems and a smartphone addiction ain't one of'em

yuru camp aka laid back camp movie is finally popping up on streaming sites :blobeyes:

PSA re: Telegram, NFTs, boosts requested 

Telegram has now implemented a way to create an account by using a fucking NFT instead of a real phone number.

This is official. This is not some cryptobro-made UI Mockup.

And this comes hot off the heels of a cryptobro-made UI Mockup for NFT profile pics getting mass-downvoted.

Telegram blog announcing the update: telegram.org/blog/ultimate-pri

The NFT site itself (geofenced, US IP addresses won't work, but confirmed with VPN): fragment.com/numbers

Proposal to stop referring to covid in the past tense and climate change in the future tense.

Education of USA benefits, internet discount 

Hey for y'all struggling in the USA, remember that if your income is below two-hundred percent of the Federal Poverty Guidines, they'll pay for 30 dollars of your internet bill every month; And can even help you get an internet connected device.

Let people in your community know.

fcc.gov/acp

"I won't attend your event due to the lack of Covid protections."
-Sensible and reasonable but boring.

"A vow of solitude for the duration of the plague prevents my presence. Your careless congregations tempt fate and threatens the wellbeing of our bloodlines. My duty is to health and reason."
-Mysterious, heroic and epic.

I wasn't aware so many people are still playing wordle (has never touched wordle)

christmas 

y'all wouldn't believe how many mediocre/terrible Christmas movies I've never heard of are on hulu

Fuck TERFs.

Don’t follow me if you’re a TERF.

Don’t follow me if you’re tolerant of TERFs.

This is not a safe space for TERFs.

Signal Boosting for a Deaf, Autistic Indigenous mom of 2!

Susan needs help with some urgent bills, she needs treatment for her cataracts and the payment for her husband’s immigration lawyer is due. She is disabled but works 2 jobs, including teaching Autistic kids agricultural skills, and cares for her elderly mother.

$400 should cover everything plus gas and groceries to surprise her :)

Venmo: @SuzEQ13
PayPal: vivacious1313@gmail.com
Cashapp: WCAFARMPAY

#mutualaid #landback

birth & death CW | a bit of caps lock 

"you're born alone and you'll die alone" (or any version of this saying) is such BS

not the 2nd half, tragically there are plenty of scenarios where you could die alone

but BORN alone??? REALLY?!? you're womb just spontaneously came into existence, floated mid-air for 9~ months until you were ready to deliver yourself, *and* you somehow raised yourself from infancy???

get a clue ya goofy goobers

yes I'm aware that "Baby It's Cold Outside" is more of a humorous winter version of "Closing Time" but

your relationship(s) don't have to feel like some outdated joke either

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it's that time of year so y'all know what that means! ☃️

(grabs a chair, turns it around so she's sitting backwards)

your relationship(s) should feel like "Let It Snow" not "Baby It's Cold Outside"

I recently bought a tiny analog clock, haven't had one for a couple of years

forgot how nice it is to hear that soft tick-tock 🕰️​

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