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no thoughts, only the catchiest bits of pop music on loop

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Also kinda pissed that everyone and their baby was at the laundry place...

Had to sit in my car or wander around outside because it was WAY too crowded

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It's really starting to tick me off when I'm indoors in public, people aren't wearing a mask and COUGH...

like wtf aren't grocery stores/pharmacies still giving out free masks?? They're not great n95s but they're free!!

I know the library is (they're surgical masks) 'cuz I was just there!!

ooo another book is ready for pick-up from the Library 🤩

I am swimmin' in books lately 📚

idk how well known Paul Bunyan is outside of North America, but that's what this post is based on

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y'all haven't heard, The Legend of John Mastodon?

He's 69 Feet tall, with his trusty pal Tooty the Orange Mastodon

He's the most famous programmer of them all

Just mentioning his name makes other social media tremble and fall

One click-clack of his famous giant keyboard and Tooty's famous 'toot!' would make everyone gather near & far

For none would want to miss his memes, the freshest around, no matter how bizarre

I think more people in North America will get the reference

but hell if I know when people in NA actually check social media because it seems to be whenever I'm not online (weak laugh)

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seriously wondering if I should post the lil John Mastodon meme I just made up now or wait until the rest of NA is awake

I forgot I haven't been exercising in the past couple of months so I did a few curls and whatever that dumbbell held behind your back thing is called

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lol nope it was temporary, I think it's a posture thing, but I've got a foam roller and a yoga mat lets see if some Advanced™ techniques help or hinder

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or maybe the acetaminophen I took finally started working, either way :blobcat:

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oof my left shoulder blade suddenly said "nope" 🙃​
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a bunch of stretching later and I guess it fixed itself? lol ok works for me

One thing I've noticed from a lot of former Twitter users who joined the platform, is that they're not using the content warning system at all for things like transphobia in the media.

This is not Twitter. Don't treat it like it is. Show some respect for other users who don't have the spoons for such sensitive subjects, please. The content warning can be used to allow people a means of accessing the platform, without feeling like they have to face (c)PTSD from all the hate speech 😓

Hey folks, if you're just starting your time on the fediverse in light of the continued misbehavior of Elon Musk, Most Divorced Man in the World, consider reading your server's rules. They should be somewhere in or around the about page. For example, a lot of servers have rules that say sexual content should be put under a content warning, and it's *super* easy to make the wrong impression by mistake.

I'm only mentioning this 'cause I've seen a lot of new furries boosted into my home timeline, and I know how much us furries like our porn. Let's be good neighbors, yeah? :blobyeengrin:

New people, fill out your bio. If you're an artist, slap that on there. If you are a suit maker, jot it down. If you just suit and go to half a con a year, put that in there.

We don't know you, you have to tell us what you're about or you just kind of blend into the back wall

You can add a description to images on most clients.

Here's a guide on how to write the descriptions/"alt text":
webaim.org/techniques/alttext/

feels weird to ask this, but how long 'till we get a custom Mastodon emoji? not that I don't love the 🐘 but it's not the same

bonus point: maybe people will learn how to spell it faster if they're using the emoji all the time? :3c

This is John Mastodon.

John CWs triggering and stressful posts.

John captions his images.

John boosts everything he would have liked to see in his timeline if he hadn't seen it.

John is kind.

Be like #JohnMastodon.

ranking fizzy/sparkling water 

not to sound extremely biased, but Topo Chico is the best fizzy water 🥤​

IMHO,
2nd is Perrier
3rd is S Pellegrino
4th is unflavored La Croix

everything else I can't stand one way or another :blobugh:

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