🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

without spoiling anything (don't spoil me either! I'm on ep 4!)

I feel like the major theme for s1 is going to be (quote from tumblr),

"there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it."

finally got to sit down and watch the first few eps of Tuca and Bertie and I really like it! Idk if it will fill the void Broad City left, but I really enjoy how weird the style and setting is 💓 very relatable as well! 🐦 🐦

to clarify, the nails look normal, until they're close to a lock, at which point the tip of the nail will magically transform into the needed shape to open the lock

works on all old-school locks, doesn't work on electronic number pads and/or magnetic locks

idk enough about vaults to say whether it should open one, so I'm just gonna be lazy and say it wouldn't

I keep forgetting to share this idea but once, at work, I was watching a (cis?)woman unlock a door, and the way I was looking at her hand, it looked like she was opening the door WITH her very long (at least a few inches [~5cm]) nail, like a skeleton key....SKELETON-KEY FINGERNAILS!!

so now if you are looking for that 'extra' element for your witch/magic character please let me suggest,

skeleton-key fingernails

made another icon https://picrew.me/share?cd=fwg3GPFqYL wouldn't super recommend it, it was a pain picking out certain details and there are only 2 skin tones :\

I was pretty sure I've talked about his before, but I fuckin' hate it when ppl assume I'm younger (like fuckin' 10 years younger than I actually am) because I'm supposed to take it as good news,

"oh wow! I must be Young looking and so full of energy! a compliment!"

but it fucking FEELS like people are saying,

"wow! I thought you were LITERALLY a CHILD because you don't wear makeup and/or a bra!"

the worst part is it doesn't matter how often I bring it up, ppl forget all over again

made this sheet in 2017 thinking I would keep messing with it, but it's way newer looking than the one I made in '14 and it's already been 2 years so... yeah ✨

uuughh I'm feeling all sinus-congested-y xmx;; hoping if I go to bed kinda early and don't exert myself I won't get full-blown sick

yo cool squids and kids, got my switch setup on my big tv and I'm on team hare >B3c

#splatoon2

I got my painting stuff out of storage because of the weather, but now I could paint *in* the apartment if I wanted and I'm so fucking thrilled about that ;w;

me, kick-slamming the door open candace-style: GUYS MY ROOMMATE IS GONE FOR EASTER WEEKEND

THE WHOLE

WEEKEND

the more screencaps I find of fruits basket the more I'm convinced rereading it might not be a drama-cringefest? like those elements are def still gonna be there, but I'm also seeing jokes I don't remember at all.

tiny brain: refusing to introduce yourself anywhere (online or offline) with your preferred pronouns because "it should be obvious" 👎

big brain: being okay with wearing a sticker and/or making the effort to say your preferred pronouns in public

galaxy brain: going out of your way to put your pronouns everywhere, on social media, pins for clothes, whatever you can grab your claws on

(this is me calling cishets out, if you're in the closet for safety that's a-okay)

XmX saw a type of -pede, not sure if it's centa or milli (it might have been a weird caterpillar?) but I didn't see where it went and now I'm Spooked™

being surprisingly productive today